You know you’re from Sacramento when.... |
You know you're from Sacramento when.. You pronounce "Sacramento" SACRAMENNO Wearing Purple and Silver is a Fashion Statement. You know you're onl...
Posted by Princess Jaclyn on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 03:25:00 PST |
Hell explained by a chemistry student |
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENTThe following is an actual question given on University of Washington chemistry midterm.The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with...
Posted by Princess Jaclyn on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 03:16:00 PST |
Astrology Signs |
AQUARIUS - The One that WaitsDominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wan...
Posted by Princess Jaclyn on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:45:00 PST |
Levels of Insanity |
20 Ways to Maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2....
Posted by Princess Jaclyn on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:36:00 PST |
Myspace laws |
ONE.First of all... there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. Nope, it does NOT exist, so quit posting stupid bulletins like; "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"NO!!! It doesnt!TWO.To the people who have lik...
Posted by Princess Jaclyn on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:00:00 PST |
Heaven vs. Hell |
A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like." The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and t...
Posted by Princess Jaclyn on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:34:00 PST |
The Barber Shop |
A man went to a barbershop to have his hair and his beard cut as always. He began to have a good conversation with the barber who attended him. They talked about so many things and various subjects....
Posted by Princess Jaclyn on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:12:00 PST |
The Pastor |
The church's pastor slowly stood up, walked over to the pulpit and before he gave his sermon for the evening, briefly introduced a guest minister who was in the congregation that evening. In the intr...
Posted by Princess Jaclyn on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:04:00 PST |
The Diver |
A young man who had been raised as an atheist was training to be an Olympic diver. The only religious influence in his life came from his outspoken Christian friend. The young diver never really pai...
Posted by Princess Jaclyn on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:01:00 PST |
