Mike "Intended for Fish Only" Suarez

About Me

AKA VISER.I am big guy not only am I talking about my balls... I am talking in stature, I am 6'4 , and 250 some odd lbs... thats okay because scrawny pale white dudes are fags.Things I do like: Sports, Punch and Pie, Heavy Metal (Real shit not slipknot, fucking mall rats think they are SOOO hardcore.) Family Guy, Futurama, Venture Bros, Sealab, ATHF, Video games, Movies, Asian girls, and latinas, NASCAR, south park, Orange Soda and EL PATO SALSA... AND BEING A FUCKING BARBARIAN!Things I don't like: Hippies, goths, democrats, pacifists, welfare cases, Chickenheads, Enimem, Poser bands, Canada, France, the FCC, MTV, Fuse, Hot Topic, Jehovah's Witnesses, religion in general, Kansas, The San Fransisco Giants, The 49ers, Jeff Gordon, ghetto fied MTV movies. Did I mention emo kids with names like "Dark Sweet Death"?Most the shit I will write here will be rants....But all are welcome to join in.I'm a barbarian! ARE YOU?!?!?Dude seriously, I have nearly been driven completely asexual by the women I have met... There aren't any 'real' women out there it seems, just girls. --------------------------------------------------------The wait is soon at end Always charge never bend Morning is here, make your stand Live for honor, glory, death in fire!Total war is here Face it without fear Age of sword, age of spear Fight for honor, glory, death in fire!See the fire rise Flames are raging high Soon all will burn and die Burn for honor, glory, death in fire!Storm of lethal flames Only death remains Ragnarok is closing in Die for honor, glory, death in fire!Forces of chaos is on the move Everyone, choose your side And know the end is coming soon The day for all to dieThe day is here when Bifrost breaks Nor sun or moon will rise When the dead rise from their graves and Surtur spreads his fireAll you know will wither away And sink into the sea A new world will be born one day Where everyone is free[Lead SÃ¦derberg]Total war is here, face it without fear Age of sword, age of spear Fight for honor, glory, death in fire!Storm of lethal flames Only death remains - Ragnar?k is our fate Die for honor, die for glory Die, death in fire!

My Interests

Heavy Metal, varying forms of racing, Boxing, UFC Cage Fights, History, The Destruction of Emo-kind...

I'd like to meet:

Dale Earnhardt Jr, he kicks ass.Chuck Norris.

Music:

Amon Amarth, The Guilty Gear soundtrack, Hecate Enthroned, Rotting Christ, Nightwish, Arch Enemy, Iced Earth, Dark Funeral. I listen to a lot of other types of music... some rap, some classical, some country, no pop, no R&B, Classic Rock, 80's rock. Its all good.

Movies:

The Last Samurai, Happy Gilmore, Dude Wheres my car, Old School, Road Trip, the american pie series... i HATE HARRY POTTER AND LoTR!

Television:

It's all about two shows for meLaw and Order: Special Victims Unit and HOUSE.... I love these shows an never miss an episode.

Books:

Driver Number 8: By Jade Gurss and Dale Earnhardt Jr, The Art Of War: By Sun Tzu, pretty much anything on military, Norse Myths, ancient wars.... stuff like that.

Heroes:

Dale Earnhardt Sr

My Blog

Inflation and Brokeback mountain.

GODDAMMIT HOLIDAY TAKE THE BIG BAG OF PEANUTS AND LOWER THE PRICE! 7 dollars is too goddamn MUCH! Ok, onto Brokeback mountain. Fools. Whoever thought that movie was brave and heroic was eating so m...
Posted by Mike "Intended for Fish Only" Suarez on Sun, 21 May 2006 10:07:00 PST

THE SOURCE OF ALL OF MIKE SUAREZ'S ANGER IN THIS POST.

Cheese Doodles... those cheesy bastards. Anger? Rage? Hatred? Are these all really bad expressions? NooooOpe. These are something you feel when you dont wanna put up with shit anymore. Sur...
Posted by Mike "Intended for Fish Only" Suarez on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 10:55:00 PST

OMG. I cant take it anymore, I need to kill myself on Myspace...Hahaha fag.

YEA RIGHT.... I read about that fucking loser who killed himself after posting on Myspace about it. All I can say is: GOOD FUCKING RIDDENCE YOU PIECE OF SHIT EMO FAG. WHEN I GO TO HELL, SEEING YOU BU...
Posted by Mike "Intended for Fish Only" Suarez on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 07:52:00 PST

Listen Up.... If you are like this YOU NEED TO KILL YOURSELF, Dont Try...DO.

Look I fucking hate a lot of people in this world... But the people I hate the worst are the people who lie to themselves, people who SAY they are unique. When they are nothing more than a new or old ...
Posted by Mike "Intended for Fish Only" Suarez on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:01:00 PST

Since when is it cool to play video games? When I started it wasnt...

Seriously! When did games become so fucking "in"? God I just see people that just play Madden(which I do like at times) or other sports games.... which is fine, but don't call yourse...
Posted by Mike "Intended for Fish Only" Suarez on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 09:16:00 PST

Don't get me wrong, I like women, but they drive me fucking nuts.

Seriously, guys are like, "Dude, why don't you have a girlfriend?" You're good with kids, and you're bright?" "Are you gay or something?" No. I like women. They just drive me fucking nu...
Posted by Mike "Intended for Fish Only" Suarez on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 08:12:00 PST

Attention Hippies.... I am sick of paying almost 3 dollars a gallon for gas.

What's the price of human life? about 2.25. Seriously, I am getting sick of hippies bitching about gas prices, and blocking the road of america being more self sufficient, or bitching about the war ...
Posted by Mike "Intended for Fish Only" Suarez on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 07:09:00 PST

OMG i'm such a judgemental asshole!

DUH.... I dont know what kind of fucking retarded world you live in. Everyone judges someone...anyone who says they don't is a fucking liar and a fucking queer. I just happen to enjoy it......
Posted by Mike "Intended for Fish Only" Suarez on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wheee! Being me is Awesome! (Reasons Why.)

I love being me! Because I rule so hard... I'm honest...I'm manly...I don't look like a stupid emo fag. I listen to heavy metal, (AMON AMARTH IS THE GREATEST BAND EVER). My balls are massive! I play ...
Posted by Mike "Intended for Fish Only" Suarez on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

We want equality for all races and sexes....so LETS PROMOTE RACISM AND SEXISM!

Makes no sense does it? Well talk to you local liberal government and they'll try to explain how affirmative action and filling racial quotas is fair. To a liberal mind having all the colors...
Posted by Mike "Intended for Fish Only" Suarez on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST