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*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Jacob Yotter
Date of Birth: july 25
Birthplace: decatur
Current Location: decatur
Eye Color: green/blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'4
Heritage: german, irish, sweden
Piercings: none
Tattoos: none
Favourite:
Band/Singer: outkast
Song: ass and titties-three 6
Movie: anchorman
Disney Movie: remember the titans
TV show: entourage
Color: blue
Food: breadsticks now
Pizza topping: pepperoni
Ice-Cream Flavor: peanut-butter chocolate
Drink (alcoholic): scotch on the rocks hold the scotch(i dont drink if you couldnt tell)
Soda: dr pepper or sierra mist
Store: jc penny, finish line, dicks sporting goods
Clothing Brand: just whatever, i like southpole
Shoe Brand: jordan's, but i hardly ever wear them
Season: spring or summer
Month: july
Holiday/Festival: obnoxious day
Flower: the one that eats bugs
Make-Up Item: bronzer!!!!!!
Board game: risk
This or That
Sunny or rainy: rainy, but it hast to be like sunny for a long time before that
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Fruit or veggie: fruit
Night or day: day turning into night
Sour or sweet: sour
Love or money: im going to say love with lots of money
Phone or in person: in person
Looks or personality: personality
Coffee or tea: tea
Hot or cold: hot
Your:
Goal for this year: go to big college school-division 1
Most missed memory: this isnt a missed memory, but something i want to do over again is freshman year
Best physical feature: my booty-im thick
First thought waking up: hit the snooze
Hypothetical personality disorder: i cant be serious
Preferred type of plastic surgery: none???
Sesame street alter ego: i never watched sesame street, i was much more of a barney guy
Fairytale alter ego: the donkey in shrek
Most stupid remark: your mom's dick
Worst crime: post-it noting
Greatest ambition: to have fun in life, if that counts
Greatest fear: i have a lot of fears, but im going to say being close to an animal i am afraid of, and im afraid of a lot of animals
Darkest secret: haha, that im not 100% manly, i am 100.01%manly
Favorite subject: history
Strangest received gift: this fury creature that if you hit it it sings who let the dogs out
Worst habit: im never quiet
Do You:
Smoke: nope, its bad for you
Drink: nope, its bad for you
Curse: yes, so that must mean i am going to be an alcholic according to someone
Shower daily: yeah, most likely twice
Like thunderstorms: love them
Dance in the rain: no
Sing: all the time
Play an instrument: i used to play the drums
Get along with your parents: my dad for the most part
Wish on stars: no
Believe in fate: yes
Believe in love at first sight: no
Can You:
Drive: i am a very good driver when i want to be
Sew: no
Cook: microwave
Speak another language: i know a lot of spanish but i can hardly speak or understand it
Dance: not really
Sing: not really but i like to sing
Touch your nose with your tongue: yes
Whistle: no, i want to tho
Curl your tongue: no
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: nope
Been Stoned/High: nope
Eaten Sushi: i hate fish
Been in Love: no
Skipped school: ummm, yeah, but my parents let me skip it
Made prank calls: oh yeah
Sent someone a love letter: not a LOVE letter
Stolen something: yeah, i steal ricks food all the time, that ho
Cried yourself to sleep: no
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? that they think they are better than everyone
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? i usually go to bed around 11 on school nights and between 1-2 on weekends
Name three things you can't live without: my voicebox because i love to talk(i would say mouth but that kind of sounds like im fat), friends, my car
What is the color of your room? goldish yellow, i know pimp
Do you have any siblings? 1 brother
Do you have any pets? 2 dogs
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? i could never kill anyone
What is you middle name? jacob
What are you nicknames? yotter, yot, yotti, big sexy, big kahuna, yeutterverse
Are you for or against gay marriage? i guess they can get married
What are your thoughts ..ion? umm, i dont think it should be done
Do you have a crush on anyone? yeah
Are you afraid of the dark? not really, but if im in a big place by myself i might be a smidgen scared, but not likely since im so manly
How do you want to die? in my sleep
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? prolly 4
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? it depends on how strong the love is
What is the last law you’ve broken? speeding
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: doesnt matter, but i would prefer no red heads
Eye color: doesnt matter, but i would prefer no red or yellow eyes(red meaning an angry girl and yellow meaning they would look freaky)
Height shorter than me
Weight lighter than me
Most important physical feature: the face
Biggest turn-off bad personality/not funny
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Pleasure turns to the pain, Of the lessons learned from the strain Of the questions burned in my brain, About whether to love is humane in its touch. These thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream in the tears of your deceit. Fighting the current hurt that kills more than is created by the chaos of our intertwined emotions. Chatoic because the anchor of Eros' arrow has been plucked from the vessel of my undying infatuation. Separation not as simple as the distance between us My mind no longer possessed by the demons that had been the overseers of my enslavement to your lies. The seeds of these lies rooted so deeply they have cracked the foundation of what we once shared. Allowing the faith in us I had sealed inside to gush out like a river, Ripping the image of our future together from my thoughts as violently and as brutally as if it were a child being taken from his mother's arms. I'm left surrounded in darkness but I refuse to be swallowed by it. My loneliness like the night air. Invisible to the eye, obvious to the touch, In its cold uncomfortableness Yet if I could do it all over again, I'd do it in the same skin I'm in. To lay down and let love die, Just stay down and let love lie, No, no, not I. I'll stay 'round and let love fly, Even though I have seen its darkest form, deceit. Nothing else could taste this warm or feel this sweet.