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Dark Twisted Haly

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me


I, Gamer - Napalm Riot!

I work for Napalm Riot , a social networking site geared toward gamers. Video gamers, RPGers, LARPers, card players, board game enthsiasts.... I'm cold and bitchy, snarky, sarcastic, and rude. I have no tact. I'm bluntly honest and remorseless when it comes to other peoples' feelings.

If you can't handle the truth...don't ask. Yes, it is that fucking simple, stupid.

I don't like people, which is why my friends list is so short. It's hard to find intelligence in this world, but still...there are a few, and chances are they're listed below, or in the rest of my friends space.

I'm picky about the people with whom I associate. So if you think you're going to message me and get me to add you to my profile just to bump up your friend count one more time...don't bother. You're not that impressive, and I'm not that impressed.

Yes. I do bite. Hard.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Conversationalists. Artists and writers, poets and philosophers. The dark, the twisted, the gothic. Vampires in disguise as humans. Humans in disguise as Vampires. Werewolves and Changelings. Music lovers. John Hughes fans. Nerds and dorks and geeks, oh my! Coders. People who count on their fingers...in binary.

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My Blog

Detoxification

Did the stupid son of a bitch honestly think that he could talk to someone in my best friend's life and it wouldn't get back to me?  Yeah, of all the things I might have said about him over the years,...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 01:19:00 GMT

Too Much to Ask?

Ok, honestly, is it too fucking much to ask that if you send me a note, that you be able to at least string a god damned sentence together?  I mean, seriously, people, what is with these fucktards who...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:24:00 GMT

Birthday Plans

Alright, so my birthday's coming up. It's also the twins' birthday, too. And, this year, it's also Thanksgiving.I refuse to spend another shittastic birthday sitting around my house. So here's what...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 19:30:00 GMT

Kiss Me Goodbye

I'm out of here for a while.  You can call me.  You can send me an e-mail.  But I've got enough drama in my life without letting others add to it.  I need to take control of what I...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:56:00 GMT

Fuck It

Yanno, it just feels like I keep slamming my head -- over and over and over again -- into the same fucking wall.  All the time.  Trying to accomplish the impossible, trying to drag a weight ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 19:10:00 GMT

Another Mistake I’ll Never Make Again

So today is my fifth wedding anniversary.  Despite the fact that I'm in the middle of a divorce, I somehow think that this should mean something to me.  And...I suppose in some way it does, ...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 09:34:00 GMT

Chicane

if there was nothing that I could sayturned your back and you just walked awayleaves me numb inside to think of youtogether is all I knew
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:00:00 GMT

Nothing Like A Fool

I think I have to be, officially, the stupidist person alive.  To believe that someone could actually change, to believe that a liar would turn straight and actually tell the truth.  To beli...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:49:00 GMT

Ups and Downs

I'm a borderline sociopath.  For those of you who don't get what this means, I'll spell it out: The only people I care about are the select few who are close to me.  Everyone else can go fuc...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:27:00 GMT

What the Fuck is Up?

Ok, so all you fucks keep asking me what's up.  Well, here it is: NOTHING.  Read.  I have no fucking computer at the moment.  So, no, I'm not online to talk to you.  I'm not a...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 10:47:00 GMT