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About Me

first of all, i want to get this out the way... i slit the sheet, the sheet i slit, and on the slitted sheet i sit. if you can't say that, don't talk to me. i don't know how anyone could not like me. yes, you figured it out genius... i'm full of my myself. if you don't like it, so what. you don't have to talk to me, eff off. if i don't talk to you, it's probably because i don't like you. get over it, i'm better than you. i do what i want when i want and how i want. my goal in life is to get more hoes than the bayou classic. i've never banged a perfect ten, but i have done 5 two's in one week. i like the cars that go boom. people think i'm an asshole sometimes, i refer to these people as douchebags. well... they are. chicks dig me because i rarely wear underwear and when i do it's usually something unusual. i have a mop and i'm very proud about that. if you want to know anything, just ask me, i know the answer. i don't dance like hammer or sing like patty, but i'm the example of a fo real mack daddy... i heard that somewhere. i like beer, it tastes so good once it hits your lips. i can probably kick your ass in pool, but don't feel bad about, i'm just better than you.i often wonder why "heads up" and "duck" mean the same thing. i once won 72 games of freecell in a row, never thought it would be topped, but then i won 91 games in a row. that's how i roll. steve perry kicks ass. i fart a lot. i hate hypocrites... i say what i mean and i mean what i say. don't piss me off, it's bad for your health. sometimes i go out into the ocean just to fuck with the sharks. ok that's a lie, i'm scared of the water. if you become my friend, you'll always be my friend and i'll stick up for you no matter what.i love lamp, and i'm not just picking out things in the room and saying i love them. i just farted. i love my dog sadie, and i feel that you shouldn't trust people that don't love dogs. i love naked sundays. i get mad when i play poker. and there's a special little girl that i miss very very much. i know i won't get to see her again, but that's out of my power.

My Interests

beer, the ewing theory, fishing, horseshit, mops, naked poker, playing pool, yelling at stupid people.

I'd like to meet:

people that understand and appreciate the mop. and your momma. egomaniacal stallionic aardvarkfied champs and the dual Jts experiences with hallucinogenic mops ascertaining a state of euphoria and hypo-kinetic energy

Music:

david allen coe, journey, lil jon, dr. dre, korn, rage against the machine, mike jones, godsmack, justin timberlake, partners n crime, keith sweat, bel biv devoe, al green.

Movies:

friday, don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood, rounders, boogie nights, ladies man, scarface, full metal jacket, old school.

Television:

cubs baseball, saints football, lsu football, seinfeld, chappelle show, south park, aqua teen hunger force.

Heroes:

scott hall and shawon dunston.http://terry.geckofrends.com/index.php?cat=10001& ;page=1

My Blog

a sad day

today i have a new number one on my top friends list for the first time in almost 2 years. you see, for a long time i was a part of a very special relationship, one that i clung to dearly. but today,...
Posted by the terry" on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:08:00 PST

things that make the terry angry this morning

- my computer! - people who can't speak for themselves and have to ask other people to make up their minds for them! - the cleaning people at work... i swear they must clean the bathroom 500 times a ...
Posted by the terry" on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:25:00 PST

fridays thoughts, brought to you by quotes from "anchorman: the legend of ron burgundy":

1. Brian Fantana: "That was one crazy party. I am hung over." Champ Kind: "I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming." Brick Tamland: "I ate a big, ...
Posted by the terry" on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 08:07:00 PST

what i learned in '07

don't drink a different drink/shot at every bar you go to in the french quarter before the sugar bowl. beating philly in the playoffs was one of the best times ever. losing to the bears the n...
Posted by the terry" on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 12:01:00 PST

surgical update

for those that don't know, i had surgery on my right shoulder the tuesday before thanksgiving for a torn rotator cuff muscle. not very fun, especially when you're right handed. i can ...
Posted by the terry" on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 10:32:00 PST

hey

what up yo!
Posted by the terry" on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:11:00 PST

today...

is hayley's birthday. i hope you had a good one, sweetheart. terry misses you.
Posted by the terry" on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 06:54:00 PST

this is for you hoe!

it's send a shout out to your favorite garden tool week! i thought about sending a holla out to my shovel, but i picked the hoe instead.
Posted by the terry" on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:32:00 PST

i don't even know what this is about...

hey guys, what's up? you too slut that always views my page. how's the new idiot? anywho bitches, i just wanted to sit down and write some thoughts from the terry. first off as some ...
Posted by the terry" on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:48:00 PST

fathers day

i won't lie, yesterday was a little tough. when i think about a year ago and the one fathers day i got to celebrate, it really made me miss a certain little girl. sometimes the memories of...
Posted by the terry" on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:16:00 PST