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ST.LOUIS (AP)- McKinley has been shocking stages and ranting/raving for a solid 18 years now. He is a man of many talents: rock roll artist (where he has perfected the art of guitar, bass, and vocal harpsichord), acting coinsurer (Attended GSA in 2005 for theatre, and has also worked at TWV for more years than he cares to repeat), soccer extraordinaire (Played for WWHS’ soccer team, along with travel soccer for many a moon), big game hunter, and falconry enthusiast. A white, first born to his father, Anglo-Saxon, land owning male; McKinley would have been able to vote since the formation of this fine country. That being said, he would have voted democrat, and would encourage you to do the same. Tyler Mayberry, a 3rd grader at Scarborough Elementary said; “He’s an alright guy, if you like people like that”. When asked about McKinley, the Rolling Stone said “no comment”. At the age of 8, McKinley entered, and conquered, the Hidden Temple as a representative of the Orange Iguanas. This is where McKinley was introduced to his love of space (and also, hidden things). After his conquest, he was rewarded with a trip to Space Camp, the most incredible week of his life. McKinley has friends; they please him. But that’s off topic. McKinley also has 2 unfortunate siblings who have to live with the shame that they cannot compare to his remarkable majesty. This is unfortunate for them. All in all, critics and 9 year olds agree, McKinley is an alright guy, if you like people like that. You can communicate with McKinley himself via messages on here, and email. And, as always, take aim sweetheart-TheKingOfItAll29.PEACE pYzam , Look at these other Layouts!
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