Thank you for flying Naughty Express!
We advise you to hang on tight as we depart for the Fifth Anniversary of Naughty Valentine's Ball and Lingerie Contest!
Alcoholic beverages will be served in the upstairs cabin (ID required).
In-flight entertainment will be provided by the Mixd Up Airlines flight attendant girls.
Radar is indicating a lot of heavy turbulence due to our bass-heavy state of the art JBL sound system, and we are forecasting extremely low visibility due to a full on laser and light show by the one and only Dr. Techno.
Out of town passengers receive half-price boarding passes and discounted hotel rooms - just show your ID at the gate.
Departing: Valentine’s Day
Flight Time: 8pm - 02/14/09
Concourse: 100 St. Joseph
Ticket Price: $10.00
Ladies before 10pm: $5.00
Out of Town Passengers: $5.00