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CLARENCE!

..why did it have to be llamas?

About Me


Hullo there! My name is Clare Rhiannon, but most people call me Clare, Clarence or just plain old Havelock, which is my surname. I've also been named "Havecock" due to a somewhat infamous typo on my student card in the AS Year!
If I was a boy, I'd have been called Adam-Frasier. I think that name is ACE!
I go to Lancaster University where I study Law. It's bare shiznit cool!
SOUTHERN ENGLAND FTW.
I like fluffy stuff, like PANDARS and LLAMARZ, I also like putting "Z's" where they shouldn't be.
I like music from the 70's and 80's and lot's of other crap.
My favourite thing to do is play sexbox and looooose.
Haha! You all know it's VIVA PINATA FTW. So don't tell me otherwise.
I like watching movies with Linn and Chell, but talking all the way through!
SHHHH!
I'm really JUMPY sometimes. BOO!
I well love Lee, 'cos she DREW ME!
I have Schmeichel the Dog's autograph from Corrie, as well as all of Top Gear's!

My Interests

PANDARS:

I'd like to meet:


BRANDON BOYD

TRENT REZNOR

IGGY POP

Music:

Armenian Dance Trance.
And...
Dancing Lasha.
:D

Movies:

Haha, the 50p DVD's from that shite video rental place I live near.

Television:

Oh my. I watch lots of crap, and those sad documentaries about small children with harsh lives that make me cry whilst I'm sat there with a glass of wine and a bag of crunchie nuggets.
Channel 4 documentaries also rock. I defy you to find one that isn't somehow about sex.

Books:

Law books bare shiznit?

Heroes:

I don't know. But look at my cool monster name decoder thing:

AND THIS!

how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen

My Blog

I have a feature in an archaic script:

What Is Your Battle Cry?Lo! Who is that, rampaging out of the mountains! It is Clare Rhiannon, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a gutteral howl, her voice cometh:"In the name of malice, I tear...
Posted by CLARENCE! on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:53:00 PST

Some names I think I should go by...

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)Pepper Haydn Jones   2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your mum's side and favourite candy)Blodwen Galaxy   3. Y...
Posted by CLARENCE! on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:55:00 PST