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Whacktose Free Since 83

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About Me

Well about me. For starters i shit out sugar and gold ingets ...Now dont get me wrong it still smells like shit, im not stuck up or anything.In my free time i enjoy feeding seeing eye dogs, blind people seem to hate that but fuck them they cant even see shit. I also like whispering secrets to deaf people,they're disability shouldnt hold me back is how i feel. People who move to america and dont bother to learn the language piss me off. I dont care if you come here but dont get pissed cause i dont speak your native tongue........IM TALKING TO YOU MEXICANS WHO "SPEEK NO EENGLISH SENIOR" Fuck all i ask is you try....lazy bastards...Oh and asians you can kiss my ass also, i know you can pronounce "L's" fuckers so from now on you no longer can get into "crubs" ITS CLUB CHANG!!!!". Anyway im generaly a nice person who enjoys everyone for who they are, and i get along with everybody i meet...PS. I hate french people. If you dissagree then you must be french or have never met a frenchie before.Visit My Website

My Interests

I'm interested in comedy. Thats pretty much it. If it makes me laugh i like to figure out why it made me laugh. I find humor in everyday situations...(sorry that was part of my E harmony personality profile). Yeah i have been the way i am since i was a child. This doesnt mean i wont change it just means ill pretend to change to find employment. Then after im hired im an asshole again. I beleive honesty is the best ...Excuse to make fun of people.I honestly do find retarded people are funny to look at. And fat girls really do give me the creeps. I dont like fat girls but i will tolerate their presence...If i have to.

I'd like to meet:

The asshole who puts the plastic and all those stickers on dvds.Other sarcastic smartass jerks.the leader of all the fuckin mormons and witnesses so that i may kick his ass for sending people to my door at six in the morning just to fucking ask me if ive found jesus!Hes probaly hiding from them because he doesnt wake up at the crack of dawn either.And last but not least the gay fashion consultants on TV so i can smack the shit out of them for being so flamboyant

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Movies:

I really want to see Steve Irwin's death video...He was killed by a fuckin stingray...I just want to see what kind of dumbshit he was doing to it to be like the second guy in history to be killed by one. I bet scientists were still debating whether or not they were dangerous cause no dies from STINGRAY!!!! attacks... Fucking idiot Steve Irwin...Anyway who cares he was australian and after crocodile dundee they shouldnt have been allowed to produce celebs anyway!

Television:

the daily show ,southpark,family guy,simpsons,C.S.I. ,the history channel (im still waiting for it to come alive),ESPN,mind of mencia,and chapelle show.

Books:

I dont think people read anymore i do i love to read but im not going to tell you unless you ask because not many people give a shit what you read.
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Heroes:

Christopher Reeves:)After he was crippled...He made me laugh more while crippled:)