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Lisa

About Me

Rest in Peace Dill Pickle and Austin!Lets see, I'm just a laid-back kind hearted young lady who would rather have a few beers or bong hits with a group of pals than go out to a huge party or a club. I am a proud member of GATOR NATION and a huge Jaguars fan. If the game is on, I am parked on the couch. I am friendly to a fault and love meeting new people. The most stupid mistake you can make is to underestimate me...in any context - especially poker. I love animals...almost all types, except Carson's anaconda, Arnold. I love learning...if only I didn't have to write papers or show up to class if I didn't want to wake up. I love the smell of rain on concrete. I have a potty mouth whose clean up is a work in progress. I like being nekkid and I have a perverted, and at times immature sense of humor. I can often be found at the nearest body of water or peering into the nearest fridge. I am terrible at being mad. I get a kick out of how huge of a flirt I can be. I am a spunky, smart-mouthed softy, and a good girl with a wild streak. I love my friends, my family, and my kitty cat Charlotte. And my boobs. And the boy.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Meryl Streep, Bill and Hill, Brian from The Family Guy, Zach Braff, Ghandi, Julia Roberts, and Edward Norton. And because I am still a love-struck teenager at heart, Leonardo Dicaprio.

My Blog

Random musings

How hot is that guy from Take Home Chef? Curtis is it? Yummmy. I've decided that anyone who has something against cats has obviously never owned one.  I hate when my sheets get dirty the morning...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 08:52:00 GMT

In keeping with this theme of controversy, I give you

one of my strongest personal reasons for thinking most conservatives have their heads shoved a mile up their tush. Their religion-ridden holier than thou BS has never belonged in my bedroom nor m...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 22:01:00 GMT

Some thoughts from the day

Today was pretty good.  I worked most of it, but it was one of those days where I was relaxed and very little red tape hindered any thing that needed to happen.  People were friendly and acc...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 22:20:00 GMT

And like the Phoenix, she emerged from the ashes, restored and newly strengthened

Has anyone ever felt like a Phoenix?  Ya know, the bird who rises out of the ashes in rebirth?  I kinda do right now:)  I feel like I have finally realized the valuable lessons learned ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:15:00 GMT

The start to a new season...my favorite season:)

So I did a difficult thing today.  I made a pretty grown up decision that took a lot of strength.  And I am proud.  Though all of this doesn't make what it all means suck any less. ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 23:01:00 GMT

So I am super excited because

I am convinced that the boys in Red Jumpsuit are about to blow up!  Their new single was recently released and I predict a major success.  The previous two singles(especially Face Down) were...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 14:52:00 GMT

Remind your mommies to get their mammograms, please!

So I was doing some thinking(scary, huh) and I realized how wonderful it would have been to talk to someone who had gone through a similar situation when my mother was diagnosed with breast cancer in ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 00:34:00 GMT

State of mind

Well, today I realized that progress has been made.  I am truly happy for him.  It still stings a little, but certainly not to the degree that it used to.  He is an amazing man who dese...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:55:00 GMT

An inventory of self

I can thank my professor for this. I would advise everyone to take a moment to answer these questions as well. 1. How difficult is it for me to say "I don't know?" - Well, I'd like to think that it is...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 22:25:00 GMT

Smile...and mean it.

So I am on one of my positive kicks, yet again, but I am really hoping that this time it sticks.  I think its possible because I am happy and smiley and its not because of some guy or anything ex...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:28:00 GMT