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I love Cheez-its - hate Ritz. I love windy days. I still take Flinstone vitamins. I can't watch Anchorman all in one sitting. I hate musicals. I hate musicals when I'm hung over. I hate musicals when Charlotte makes me watch them when I'm hung over. I think that squirrels are really cute, but make bad pets. I would like the monkey from friends though. I wish I could smite people. My mom steals my clothes. My mom is hot. That pisses me off. I hate theives. (that means you mom) I drive a car that has endured more damage than an Abhrams Tank. I am the master of driving on low amounts of fuel. I'm a very tactical and strategic freeway driver (sneaky like a fox). I believe that there is a difference between a lie and a fib. Fib= "I most certainly did not steal that bottle of Vodka!" Lie= "No, for the last time, I did not fake it." I need to do 3 things before I die. 1. Beat Tony Hawk at Tony Hawk Pro Skater. 2. Go off the runaway truck ramp at the bottom of the Grapevine. 3. Live in Mexico for a year.That's it. MyGen Profile Generator