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About Me

Truely Romantic...I love life. I keep having this sweet dream where I'm just about to find my best friend (aka my true love) and in that dream I anticipate the life we'll live happily ever after. But then, every-dam-time I'm just about to turn the corner and run into her the alarm clock goes off and wakes me up. Fuck you clock!!!!!So its another day in the life. I have a lot of things that I'm into... you know all the usual friends/family (the 2 kind of intertwine in my opinion) ...activities involving all things music... or the ocean... I'm generally an outdoorsy type of guy. Hmmm what else...??? I really don't like explain all sorts of personal characteristic or traits like some kind of personal add or resume. How about a list of things that I think suck ... and then some things that don't suck??? (lets try...)*Pretentious People (SUCK) *Those Supper Sweet 16 Chicks on MTV (SUUUUCCKKK IT HARD!!!!) *People that disagree with the MTV "Sweet 16" opinion above (SUCK SUCK ASS...SUck it) *PEople way caught up in materialism... (YOU SIR SUCK!!!) *People not appreciating materialism enough...so they forgo getting a real job, citing that a job is really a means of nurturing a materialistic life ..and then they start mooching off of friends because their sorry asses don't have enough money to by a dam veggie burger because they spent the rest of their money on packs and packs of marlboro reds ... GET A JOB HIPPY!!! (YOU SUCK ... ...YOU KNOW LIKE THE WAY PEOPLE SUCK WHEN THEY GIVE SOMEONE A RUSTY TROMBONE...you sucker you;) *Anyone that knowingly takes advantage of someone less fortunate or anyone generally down on their luck... (YOU SUCK SO BAD YOU DESERVE TO BE DOWN IN A HOLE IN MY BASEMENT PUTTING LOTION IN A BASKET). _____________________________________ Ok ;) Now some things that don't suck so much... *Getting return phone calls ;-) (THAT DOES NOT SUCK... especially from that pretty girl) *Finding out the rash you have is "no big deal... here's some ointment" (THAT DOES NOT SUCK... ) By the way.. that is just a joke .. don't read into that. (If you can't take a joke about rashes ... YOU DO SUCK and you should go add your name to that upper list) *Anything that makes you smile... (YEAH YEAH YEAH ...THAT DOES NOT USUALLY SUCK...???) *** OK YOU GET THE IDEA... there is a lot of stuff that does not suck... let me know what I'm missing..To wrap this all up..hmmmm..I really don't have much else to say! I do like to talk though... So if we haven't talked in a while, hit a brothaaa up! ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------And by the way... why doesn't anyone believe in "movie love" anymore??? No one seems to beleive that you can have something as great as portrait in the movies... What the hell is wrong with you people? Isn't that what everyone wants! If everyone would stop settling for less maybe more could find that kind of love ...that kind of stuff that's played out in movies like the "Note Book". You can't tell me you wouldn't be that passionate over someone if you were really in love with them.. Do you have a pulse?? If your answers is "no" then... SHIT ... get your act together. Stop settling .........NOTE: when rape is inevitable lay down and enjoy it......

My Interests

Music... Movies... TV's .... Books....The Ocean... Ummmm hand holding .... Awkward morning kisses... Unexpected surprises

I'd like to meet:

I suppose anyone ...........

Music:

I don't like music...

Movies:

...nope don't like movies...

Television:

...don't own a TV///

Books:

...what's a book?

Heroes:

Santa

My Blog

Love Rub 2007... also good for bakin' brownies.. and its nature friendly


Posted by Korban on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:08:00 PST