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Katie

FishBubble McGee

About Me

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Katie is... "...not as shocking if you remember that 99% of the time she's probably kidding."
-a friend
"...smarter than she looks. But then goldfish are smarter than she looks, too."
-a different friend
"...half Mort Rainey and half Bernard Black, which means she's really funny as she kills you and eats corn." -a former friend
"...like me when I'm drunk at Walmart."
-Trenton
I came to L.A. because they told me there was more sex here. Then they told me that bald cult women have more sex here, so I shaved my head and joined the Scientologists. Now they're telling me that completely hairless women with enormous lips have more sex in Nova Scotia. I'm looking into that collagen thing.
I can see now that I should never have put the word "sex" in my profile. I was kidding about the sex, people. Kidding. Do not message me for sex. I am saving myself for marriage. And I am not impressed with your penis. Neanche se lei fosse l'unico sulla terra.
I have trained myself to have deadly accuracy with lawn darts.
I am a snowball in hell.
I am still lost in Hollywood.
I can be pretty much completely summed up by one episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus.
I am currently romantically involved with UNICEF , Earthwatch , and Threadless . And they value your patronage.
If you want to stalk me, I'm also Audioscrobbling .
I only did this because Lucas made me. Get out of here before I love you too much.
Rumor has it that this site was originally created with random facts about Sean Connery, but Vin Diesel hacked into the site and switched each name with his own.

My Interests

actifed, archaeology, geology, history, philosophy, photography, concerts, education, honesty, equality, insanity, notoriety, social commentary, biological warfare, food, sleep, sushi, cheese, pie, bell peppers, mole sauce, ruins, traveling, observing, reading, writing, hermiting, collaging, excavating, living in caves, movies, music, video games, strategy guides, science fiction, comics, trees, hive minds, rpgs, minimalism, activism, capitalism, apocalypse, enigmas, contradictions, wit, sloth, water, languages, pop culture, unicef, earthwatch, zen, zoroastrianism

I'd like to meet:

Sailors, spacemen, robots, villains, sluts, bearded circus freaks, geeks, skinny bitches, hermits, video-game addicts, $2 whores, pirates, ninjas, capitalists, comic book superheroes, artists, samurai warriors, replicants, mimes, muses, meth dealers, and someone who doesn't mind that I just ate the only two pieces of pineapple in this fruit salad.

I will probably add you if you answer the following question correctly: if I was bitten by a zombie, would you shoot me in the head immediately or wait until the last possible second and hope against hope for a cure?

Music:

david bowie, 2 skinnee js, afghan whigs, the fuckin' E.S.O., amanda kravat, the bravery, tom waits, eels, king straggler, twilight singers, handsome charlies, moris tepper, smashing pumpkins, sponge, adam ant, uptown lights, louis xiv, brand new, yeah yeah yeahs, zwan, killers, better than ezra, majandra, kinks, wrens, zebrahead, cake, blue october, dresden dolls, cracker, macy gray, otis redding, spacehog, dynamite hack, ween, walkmen, jurassic 5, easyworld, sex pistols, the servant, libertines, erykah badu, jezebel red, siyamau, garbage, new order, camper van beethoven, goldfinger, huffamoose, julieta venegas, toadies, mad caddies, hot hot heat, spiritualized, world without sundays, billy corgan, n.e.r.d., stills, strung out, clash, razorlight, devo, greg dulli, chris cornell, soma holiday, vandals, social distortion, tin star, buzzcocks, the coral, ditty bops, mark lanegan, pj harvey, muse, iggy pop, rufus wainwright, cars, ramones, sal's birdland, catheters, guttermouth, kaiser chiefs, morphine

Movies:

million dollar hotel, brotherhood of the wolf, secretary, dead man, pirates of the caribbean, 28 days later, life aquatic, shaun of the dead, besieged, withnail and i, labyrinth, if lucy fell, the last unicorn, naked, coffee and cigarettes, wonderboys, mirrormask, bad education, sin city, serenity, ravenous, o brother where art thou, crying freeman, dune, heartbreakers, holes, the village, x-2, bringing up baby, bottle rocket, stage beauty, star wars, tombstone, the thing called love, the fifth element, zoolander, lord of the rings, gerry, lost boys, my beautiful laundrette, killer klowns from outer space, rumble fish, everything is illuminated, prisoner of azkaban, fight club, cat ballou, kiss kiss bang bang, y tu mama tambien, braindead, mean creek, real genius, the legend of billie jean, standing still, i heart huckabees, how to steal a million, jarhead, master and commander, the burbs, the scent of green papaya, life in the fast lane, clockwork orange, vanilla sky, dummy, the terminator, the good girl, run ronnie run, zero effect, he died with a felafel in his hand, the science of sleep

Television:

black books, doctor who, buffy, robot chicken, lost, carnivale, pushing daisies, brak show, firefly, the o.c., deadwood, tutenstein, kids in the hall, xena, torchwood, red dwarf, cartoon planet, sealab 2021, snl, aeon flux, space ghost, project runway, iron chef america

Books:

chuck palahniuk, david foster wallace, bret easton ellis, susan smith nash, linda le, italo calvino, charles bukowski, fyodor dostoevsky, thomas pynchon, federico garcia lorca, john hawkes, eric idle, pagan kennedy, tom robbins, t.s. eliot, michael chabon, hanif kureishi, anne sexton, isaac asimov, anthony burgess, amos oz, frank herbert, francesca lia block, kaylie jones, terry eagleton, john cheever, wendy pini, richard pini, peter o'toole, jeanette winterson, blake nelson, edgar allan poe, patricia storace, l.j. smith, lawrence durrell, anna gavalda, tanith lee, vikram seth, don delillo

Heroes:

my parents, my sister, jess, flannery, erin, julie, leslee, kyle, die, brad, mel, lissa, love, jenny, mikki, mars, rena, regina, julia, annie, amanda, prophet sam, nina, jennie, zara, steve, hadley, jenna, laura, libby, susan nash, chuck palahniuk, david foster wallace, brak, carmen gurruchaga, josep gibert clols, lluis gibert beotas, marc chagall, vaginal davis, christophe gans, michael eisner, katharine hepburn, angelina jolie, mark dacascos, tilda swinton, fairuza balk, anderson cooper, david bowie, greg dulli, tom waits, moris tepper

My Blog

April 21 is a magical day

There are a million things to do on April 21st! What are you sitting around on your ass for? Sure, some of them are location-specific, but it's Silent Hill day wherever you live! ♥ See it for...
Posted by Katie on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:13:00 PST

MySpace Essentials

Ooh, it's my space.  You hear that, world?  Mine.  That means I can be as picky as I want with who I add to it.  That means I can decorate it with banners and songs and advertise t...
Posted by Katie on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 08:01:00 PST

On the subject of breasts

Okay, this is really just another post about hurricane relief disguised as a post about breasts. I am a broken record. But Boobs 4 Bourbon St is one of my favorite fundraisers so far -- it's irreveren...
Posted by Katie on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 08:47:00 PST

Hurricane Katrina Disaster Relief

I'm not trying to preach at anyone, but the news is making me sick, and I hope everyone will help.  So this is what I know: The patients of the New Orleans Children's Hospital have been evacuated...
Posted by Katie on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 01:30:00 PST

I am addicted to...

the Random Vin Diesel Fact Generator. Super Bowl XVII was actually a documentary about Vin's search for his real father. Oh, yes. Your Birthdate: March 19 You are resilient, and no doubt your r...
Posted by Katie on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 02:21:00 PST