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There is no reality

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About Me

I enjoy mandarin absolout vodka and pretty things(even if they scare me). I occasionally like to make a fool out of myself! Reading books and listening to music. I enjoy people that stimulate me intellectually.(did I spell that right?) I love a good chuckle! Smart people fascinate me, and I really like it when they use big words!! Yes, I really do believe in faeires! I think people need to believe in more stuff even though they can't see it. I STRONGLY believe in karma. I believe you get EXACTLY what you put out! Madelyne Miller is currently my favorite person. I could not live without Cathy or ice cream, and my favorite words are fabulous and fuck, but not in that order!!! I think everyone should have date night at least once a week, or mabye Ryan is just that damn good! I spend way too much money on crap I don't need- hence the new duvet! (If you don't get that, I don't want to talk to you).Blah, blah, monkey fuck crap, snort!!! I love Tawney Towers (even though she thinks I'm kind of a stalker)!!! It's martini time bitches!!!!!
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Starlet
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My Interests

Belly dancing, fire dancing, wine, seeing what I can get away with, monkeys that throw poo!

I'd like to meet:

Your mom...... and Ghandi.
Background Artist:
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Music:

NIN, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Dave Matthews Band, Led Zeppelin, Diana Kraul, G Love and Special Sauce, Madonna, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Primus, Concrete Blonde, Coldplay and on and on...
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Movies:

Um... did someone say Fight Club? Boondock Saints, any Robert Rodriguez or Quenten Tarantino movie. The Crow.

Television:

I don't do tv.... I think reality shows should be banned.

Books:

Whatever I can get my grubby little paws on...

Heroes:

Hillary Clinton and Michael Browns.

My Blog

White girls shoulden't make burritos..... or catch frogs.

Here's to best friends who love you enough to say...."dinner was good!", and just drink more beer!!!!!!!! And then just handle it when I've been invaded by boys and frogs!
Posted by There is no reality on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 07:49:00 PST

new job! Who, whoo!!!!!

Yea for new jobs, and not ever seeing stupid, insecure assholes again!!!!!!!!!!   (although I will miss the doc.....) And yea for ritas at the Johnsonns!!!!!!!!   (wasted...)  ...
Posted by There is no reality on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:29:00 PST

waking up on the wrong side of the bed....

Don't you just love it when you wake up in the morning at the foot of your bed, soaking wet, to find dirt, grass and pretzels stuck to interesting parts of your body?????? Thats what ha...
Posted by There is no reality on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 01:42:00 PST

And I'm off.....

I'm at the beach, and your not!
Posted by There is no reality on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 03:28:00 PST

Brothers

Whose brother is the poo? That would be mine!!!!!!1 Thank you for sin brother!!!!!MUUUUAAAAH!!!!!
Posted by There is no reality on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 06:32:00 PST

A prayer

Lord..... (or alcohol), please help me get through thanksgiving with my mother. I promise I will be good, for like 3 weeks. Just don't let me poison anybody, or scream obsenities cause aparently I'm g...
Posted by There is no reality on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:10:00 PST

a note

For future reference to all my friends.... DON'T EVER GIVE THE DRUNK GIRL A MICROPHONE!!!!!!!   To all my peeps..... thanks for the fabulous birthday!!!!!!! MMUUUAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by There is no reality on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:57:00 PST

BAAHHH!!!!!

Fuck I'm old.....
Posted by There is no reality on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:56:00 PST

Well then....

Saw the Chilli Peppers on sunday, and I have to say that they are the SHIT live!!!!!!(AND they are all sober now too!!). But let me tell you WHY I loved it so damn much....   See, I have a "thing...
Posted by There is no reality on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:44:00 PST

Just a thought

Is it wierd that I am secretly in love with a 7 foot tall drag queen, and a bendy, tattooed, hairy armpitted crazy girl??????? I hope not! Cause I"M NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!   p.s. Don't tell Ryan!!...
Posted by There is no reality on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:46:00 PST