My name is Amanda I'm 21 years old, im leaving my husband of two years due to problems. I would have to say that I have the BESEST family and friends in the world! Spaz I love you soo much! You're the best, best friend a person can ask for. Thank you to all my friends and family that sat back and understood what I did and why I did it. I left my husband and I'm not going back. I need to be me, Im 21 I shouldn't have gotten married. I wasn't in love, I just wanted to grow up. Now I'm ready to grow up on my own, making myself into an adult!
1. Men are like . Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like . Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like . Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
