MEET, GREET, AND LET ME BEAT.DON'T: tell me how good i look. start off your sentence with hey sexy, cutie, etc.. tell me you're gonna be in my area soon. i don't care. i don't wanna meet you..unless you're hot. possibly. send blank friend requests. ask me how you're supposed to come at me.. if you're the type of person i like to surround myself with, you'll figure out a way. "holler" @ me from your friend's/cousin's/ex's page. ask me generic ass, stupid ass questions. call me papi, daddi, etc.. substitute letters for numbers. small talk me..if i'm already ignoring you. i'm not a STUD, don't call me one. invite me to your party.. i don't want to go. include a music video.. as if i can't go to youtube and watch it myself. ask me what i am.. i bubble in Other.i'll think of more stupid shit to say later.