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♥ Ashley Phillips ♥

her laugh tells a different story...

About Me


I really admire people who can write a really long paragraph right here describing who they are, and are all clever and endearing while doing it...but anytime I try to do anything resembling that, I get all over critical and erase it all because I think I sound like an asshole...which I probably do, but oh well....I'll just say what's on my mind from here on......First off, no I don't want to add your shitty band to my friends... My name's Ashley. I was born July 30, 1984 which makes me 24 years old. I have brown eyes and dyed hair. Im 5'3 and 1/4 inches tall. I'm not a stick, and I don't really care. I reside in Paris, Texas...and despite what other people say, I actually like it here. I'm married to the greatest guy ever. He's my everything. Every day we love each other more than the day before. I work at Walmart...most of the times its okay, but other times... its a bitch. I'm straight..I dont like girls. I'm a Leo which apparently means that I'm arrogant and that I like to be the center of attention, but I don't...I hate it. I'm very sarcastic...so...deal with it. I'm the nicest person ever until you piss me off...I promise.
I loved jagerbombs, until I got sick after I had a bottle. Beer is nasty. I don't smoke. I love naked people and pirates...I smell like Amor Amor perfume. I secretly like bubble baths, but I'll never tell, unless your still reading this...I love watching movies. I love tattoos and piercings, although I don't have any. I love my life...and I love myself, just not in the same conceeded way everyone else does. I'm scared of chickens. I hate dryer lint. I have a phobia of aliens and ghosts but yet, they intrige me. I've owned a pocket knife. I love my friends and my family. I'm a really nice person, but I have zero tolerence for assholes. I wear my heart on my sleeve...it sucks. I'm not a morning person. I'm addicted to hand sanitizer...no joke... although I know that it doesn't really do anything but burn like a bitch when you have a cut on your hand. There's still ALWAYS that other .01 % of germs that it does kill. Seems putting it on twice doesn't matter...hmm...I like all kinds of music, except anything that might be heard in an elevator. I hate cooking and I HATE anime. I love ebay, but I hate to shop...unless I'm in the mood. I'm VERY indecisive and fickle...I get bored easily. I know alot of people, but would only call a few actual friends.
I don't really like carrying a purse...but I do anyway. I have nail polish..but rarely paint my nails. When I get nervous I shake my leg reallllly bad. I don't do drugs, but I dont have a problem with people who do. If I smell the vodka in that...I'll puke. I have alot of clothes, but wear the same few in rotation. My life's motto is this: "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, and totally worn out and screaming "Holy Shit ~ what a ride!!""
Good morals and values go a long way....you never know who might be watching you...be real...be true to yourself...so if anyone has their eye on you...you don't have to worry about it. Accept people for who they are...big or small...white, black or brown...pretty or not so pretty...gay, bi, or straight. We are all human...we all have dreams and insecurities...we all do things we are not so proud of. Inner beauty reflects on your outer beauty...outer beauty alone turns into droopy wrinkles...it's your inner beauty that brings out the glow through it all. Honesty and integrity....have it! Loyalty and trust...give it! Fear....face it! Your dreams...chase them! Your role model...be it! Trust in yourself and believe that there really are no limits but the sky.

My Interests



Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:

You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"

Conscientiousness:

You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.

Agreeableness:

You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.

Neuroticism:

You have medium neuroticism.
You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.
Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy.
Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is low.
You're a pretty conservative person, and you favor what's socially acceptable.
You think that change for novelty's sake is a very bad idea.
While some may see this as boring, many see you as dependable and wise.

I'd like to meet:

People who don't think they're better than everyone else
Guys who open doors
Guys who do their own laundry and dishes
Firm handshakers
People who look you in the eyes when they talk to you
Girls and guys who don't mind getting their hands dirty
People who don't like chickens

Music:


My Blog

One Flaw In Women

Women have strengths that amaze men.They bear hardships and they carry burdens,but they hold happiness, love and joy.They smile when they want to scream.They sing when they want to cry.They cry when t...
Posted by ♥ Ashley Phillips ♥ on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:20:00 PST

Pissed Off

I don't know what the hell she has against me..but I suggest that all of her bullshit STOP right here and right now.  It takes a LOT to get me mad, but I'm freakin' sooo pissed off right now.&nbs...
Posted by ♥ Ashley Phillips ♥ on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:50:00 PST