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About Me

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick."

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My name is Chris.

I consider myself a strangely composed person. I live where the introverts stare at their shoes and the extroverts stare at your shoes.

If you are looking here you are either my friend or a potential friend, which is amazing to me. I barely have any criteria for a friendship, all I need is someone who isn't a conceited/delusional dumbass...however, I have been known to let one or two of those kind of people in my life from time to time. Just talk to me if you want to get to know me.

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MSN: [email protected]

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Hitler, Einstein, Some Good Musicians, Steve Harvey, A Taekwondo Grandmaster, and Some Aliens.Which Character From Airplane! are You?
Captain Oveur! He is a very funny pilot who is always asking either perverted, or random questions to little Joey. Have you ever been to a Turkish prison, Joey? Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Doy ou like movies with gladiators?
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Which Guitar Player Are You? (pics)

Joe Satriani You are Joe Satriani! You're an outstanding guitarist, definetely one of the best on the planet, and one of the most well known. When people think of soloist guitar players, you come to mind. Not only that, but you're a great teacher. You have a style that makes those that listen to you groove.

My Blog

oh, heavens no, not the green one. cut anything but the green one.

I find my self contemplating myspace suicide today, since my number one did so in favor of another social networking site which shall remain nameless and "face"less. Anywho. I figured I'd post a wordy...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jun 2009 12:42:00 GMT

Opium

since graduation and summer, I feel like alot of people I used to know while I was in high school have turned into great big ole' douchebags. idk, maybe I'm just in a weird mood.really though, talking...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:59:00 GMT

i find myself in question....

Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'fuckin book! Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'fuckin book! Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'fuckin book! Read a book! Read a book! Read a muh'fuckin book!...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 17:23:00 GMT

false 911 calls

I was looking through my Logan agenda thingy from last year just now, hoping to find something amusing from last year. Aside from some interesting comments from friends and some even more interesting ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:43:00 GMT

dramatic comeback

Forfeit the game... You love the things I say I’ll do, The way I’ll hurt myself again just to get back at you, You take away...when I give in My life, my pride is broken.
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:08:00 GMT

it’s hard to be a man in a sedan...

I never thought this day would come so soon........I am getting rid of my car.Turns out that what I thought was a bad ATF was a bad over drive band in the transmission. Estimated cost to fix: $600-$70...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:49:00 GMT

shes a brick and im drowning slowly

Semi-random thoughts of the week; I feel like one of those half empty/half full glass things. Not exactly sure what to call myself nowadays...can anybody pick up on that? Tennis is starting up which...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:43:00 GMT

it finally happened...

The other day I was at WAL-MART. This time it wasn't for those white chocolate peanut butter cups or pastries. I was there to get some gasoline, like I often do. I come to WAL-MART because they have t...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 23:14:00 GMT

now it burns within my veins...and I am writing in ectasy

Someone just turned the suck knob way down on my life. Everything was sort of just suspended in a bland state of "okay" and "getting by" but it seems here lately, there has been an acute increase in a...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:55:00 GMT

im just a sucker with no self esteem

I've watched them buildUpon these empty heartsFalse hopes of lossless paradiseGathering togetherThe dead hearts beat as oneStillborn comfort feeding liesThrough answers of self denialDivided between ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:15:00 GMT