I love laughing and eating food and I love my HOUSE that I live in. Im everyone's personal McDonalds, I hand out Happy Meals with a smile. I can still walk/run/skip into Toys R Us and feel total bliss, Im still a 10 year old child. I will remain single until I can find that girl who makes me happier than I already am. She has to laugh more than me and be happier than me, and I have been told if she exists then she is "border-line retarded." Hahaha I guess the single life is for me.
WTF I BOUGHT A HOUSE!
I love this:
Homeless man, frolicking in large waves: Do it again, Poseidon!!
http://www.overheardatthebeach.com
My Internet Explorer crashed one time and I got this error, it went as follows:
The exception unknown software exception occured in the application at location.
Apparently my computer doesn't know english that well.