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Pj

About Me

I love laughing and eating food and I love my HOUSE that I live in. Im everyone's personal McDonalds, I hand out Happy Meals with a smile. I can still walk/run/skip into Toys R Us and feel total bliss, Im still a 10 year old child. I will remain single until I can find that girl who makes me happier than I already am. She has to laugh more than me and be happier than me, and I have been told if she exists then she is "border-line retarded." Hahaha I guess the single life is for me.

WTF I BOUGHT A HOUSE!
I love this: Homeless man, frolicking in large waves: Do it again, Poseidon!! http://www.overheardatthebeach.com

My Internet Explorer crashed one time and I got this error, it went as follows: The exception unknown software exception occured in the application at location.
Apparently my computer doesn't know english that well.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, and ummm? THE JETSONS

My Blog

Holy crap

Those 600 thread count sheets are fucking amazing. Like amazingly fucking amazing.... A FUCKING MAZING. AMAFUCKZING. AMAZFUCKING
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 04:17:00 GMT

600 thread count bedsheets

Tonight will be my test of 90 dollars worth of 600 thread count bedsheets and 4 pillow cases. If I never wake up again because these are so heavenly do not cry at my funeral just bury me with the shee...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:45:00 GMT

Walmart Bunny

I was a walmart easter bunny. It was the highlight of any work day. Little babies to Ancient old people got their picture with the easter bunny. Even 4 marines who were off base, even if I sat in thei...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 06:57:00 GMT

How I almost died

I was driving in my white truck(company vehicle), vroom vroom, on my way home. I saw this silver 1978 Corvette for sale on the side of the road. I was like Oh wow! Neat! I love those Corvettes, I...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 16:14:00 GMT

This made me laugh hard

This is from someone else but I found it on the INTERNETS. Read it all   Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a sp...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 20:00:00 GMT

LoLoLoLoLoLoL

cackle, chortle, crow, exult, guffaw, hee-haw, laugh, smile, snicker, snigger, sniggle, tehee, titter
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 20:14:00 GMT

Click this for a cool message!

ROFFLECOPTERISM
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 17:16:00 GMT

Chuck Norris

He is cool
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 17:59:00 GMT