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Brettmeister

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm 6'3", weigh 200lbs, have dark brown hair and eyes, and wear size 12 shoes ;) I do NOT like long walks on the beach (I get arch cramps) nor candelight dinners (the lighting is just terrible on the eyes). But short beach walks and artificially lighted dinners are GREAT. lol

My Interests

i love sports. and in order to play sports, you gotta be a player right? so i guess that makes me a player? (note: different from the ebonic spelling of ......"playa......", which means to jump around from girl to girl. got that straight out of webster, yup yup.)

I'd like to meet:

interesting people.

Music:

i try to like all types of music. unfortunately, it doesn......'t always work out. i mean, for a guy that......'s half white and was born in Iowa, you......'d think i......'d like to listen to country. oh well. there......'s always my black half. which, of course, would be my lower half...

Movies:

i have come to love animated films- latest is surf's up. the shrek trilogy, toy story, barnyard, over the hedge... you get the picture. of course, i love the sports movies too- fever pitch, invicible, and shaolin soccer.

Television:

Scrubs has got to be the funniest TV show. It......'s freakin hilarious. I also love all the Law and Order shows.

Books:

Dan Brown, the author of Da Vinci Code, is Da Man! If you haven......'t read it, SAD! His other three books (Angels & Demons, Digital Fortress, and Deception Point) are also badass.

Heroes:

ron jeremy... is definitely NOT my hero. in fact, i don......'t even know why his name even came UP. maybe its because of the fact that he has a LEG UP on the competition. or maybe its not a leg. whatever. you know who really has a leg up on the competition? its that one dude in the mirror. if you don't see him, come over to my house and i'll show you. but only if you're female and hot (important!). lol

My Blog

Its back

wow. i didn't believe it until i actually had it in my hand. it had been almost four months since i've fondled the piece. it felt good. i really can't believe i lasted that long without it. almos...
Posted by Brettmeister on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 11:57:00 PST

Crank Dat!

Crank Dat by Soulja Boy has been a hit song for a while now. I admit it has an infectious beat and now I can't stop saying the word "you" without drawing it out (as in "yooouuuuuu suck"). But what I r...
Posted by Brettmeister on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:28:00 PST

while we’re on the subject of chili...

while i was trying to stifle my laughter with my dad, i was reminded of a similar story that occurred with my friend marty... marty and i went to wendy's in tamuning one day for a quick bite. i don't ...
Posted by Brettmeister on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 11:13:00 PST

Wendy’s- when you just gotta have chili

So I was with my dad yesterday, looking at houses and land for sale, when we decided to hit up Wendy's for a bite to eat. Before I go any further, I just want to say I love my dad. Anyway, we pull int...
Posted by Brettmeister on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 11:04:00 PST

jeez, i need to lose some weight!

  you know you're fat when...   you get McRib sauce on your steering wheel cover and you're mad at the waste of perfectly good sauce. fuck.
Posted by Brettmeister on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:46:00 PST

sorry, can’t go out... TUITION payment

dude. paying for school sucks. fall semester at UOG is just around the corner and guess what? i haven't registered. fuck. i would've already if i hadn't had an outstanding balance at the collecti...
Posted by Brettmeister on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:10:00 PST

champs no more... (boo to losing in the quarterfinals)

After winning 13 straight games, the class of 2003 has finally lost in the FDMS Alumni basketball tournament. Yes, Marty, we lost. I'm sorry. I didn't even update right away cuz it hurt a little. It's...
Posted by Brettmeister on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:09:00 PST

forgot something...

i forgot something (just like my title indicated). i bought my first car just last month! it's a 2008 scion xb (black, darkest tint, bone stock)... and damn i hope i don't get fired. together wit...
Posted by Brettmeister on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 02:36:00 PST

Two years...

Yup, that's how long it's been since my last blog. And it wasn't even technically a blog, just copy and paste from my xanga site (which has also been neglected). Well, let's see...hmm... where to star...
Posted by Brettmeister on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:54:00 PST

boo to losing in the semifinals!

well, i know i said to check out my xanga site for future blogs, but i know many of you are probably too lazy to check another person's second site. i know i would lol. so, with the wonderful inventio...
Posted by Brettmeister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST