Ringer

I need more whiskey at the moment .... you have any?
do you? huh? do you? wanna be drinking partners tonight? huh? do you? huh? huh? do you? .... you should bring me whiskey .... you know you want to!
I agree with most of the new Godsmack song "Whiskey Hangover" .... except the hangover part .... I still have not had one ....
thanks to Seabreeze who just turned me in the direction of my dream girl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIendtOMZ_M
"There are so many great things to do with a human mouth, why waste it on talking?" - Barney (How I Met Your Mother)
"There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand." - Blink 182
"That's the worst fucking head I ever got in my life. Next time don't be so fucking eager." - Mallory Knox
"Please understand this isn't just goodbye, this is I can't stand you." - +44
"If you love somebody, better set them on fire." - The Dead Milkmen
Funniest thing I have read on a Myspace spammers page: "I'm a horny girl I tell ya! Mine golden cat snores at the place that her tall ipaq stinks.Technically speaking"
not really sure what the fuck that meant, but it made me laugh ....
Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007