The Deer Hunter. |
Today I woke up. And the world was white and frosty.'What a wonderful christmas time', I thought.So I went to the Euro Shop to buy a hunting rifle.I shouted: "Merry Crises!" and shot the shop owner to...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 06:56:00 GMT |
Reunion Jack. |
Today I woke up.And I was Austria and Hungary. So I went to the Euro Shop to buy my reunion to a Dual Monarchy. And I became Princess Sissi von der blauen Donau Fist. But I needed a husband too. So I ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 02:55:00 GMT |
Barefoot Freak. |
Today I woke up. And I was a barefoot freak in Zürich. I ran statistics about my kind in Switzerland. But there was only me left because Swiss people need stinky feet to make their Emmentaler more tas...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 12:32:00 GMT |
Present. |
Today I woke up.And I was a cube.I had 24 edges and I felt an emptiness deep in my belly.So I went to the Euro Shop to buy something to put inside me.Then I was a present.Suddenly a yummy mummy saw me...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 01:59:00 GMT |
Cellar Star. |
Today I woke up.And my Dad was my Grandpa!I had no idea until I read it in the Krone Zeitung.So I went to the Euro Shop to buy a PR team.You see people in Austria don't need Pop Idol or Big Brother to...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 01:40:00 GMT |
Mayday! Mayday! |
Today I woke up. And I was a communist a day after the 1st of May. So I had a massive hangover. I went to the Euro Shop to buy something worthless. Just for fun and because I had one Euro left from se...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 07:45:00 GMT |
Hmmmmmorrissey. |
Today I woke up.And I was Morrissey.'Hmmmm goodness!' I mummbled as I looked in the mirror.'I look amazing, hmmmm.' And I began to masturbate.After 7 hours of constant bishop bashing I went to the Eur...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:53:00 GMT |
Cockbook. |
Today I woke up.And I started a Facebook profile.After an hour all these cunts I used to know wanted to be my friend.Even Dutchess Viktor von Aluminum Testis (who I haven't seen for 58 years) mailed m...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:08:00 GMT |
Strange Life. |
Today I woke up.And I wanted to die.So I went to the Euro Shop to buy a razor blade.Then I went back to my castle and slit my wrists in the bath.As the water turned red I realised life was not so bad ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:57:00 GMT |
Futuristic Future. |
Today I woke up.And I couldn’t find my glasses.So I went to the Euro Shop to buy a new pair.The only pair they had were second-hand but looked very futuristic.I went up to the manager and asked ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:36:00 GMT |
