one of the best music vids ever
Sports - baseball mostly, but just watchin, if i'm gonna play baseball its gonna be softball cuz its basically just lazy baseball. but i play basketball and football, and im down for most challenging activities, when i'm not lazy. i'm all about teams from the bay area, A's, 49ers, and Warriors. love watchin fighting too, like boxing and MMA (cat fights are entertatining too). I'm big on music too, just listenin tho. and if you know me, you know i take a high interest in sleep- it's like sex, even if i'm not gettin any, i would love to, and if i'm gettin plenty, i can always enjoy more.
I'd like to meet:
people who invented things to piss me off. . . like pop-ups, slow cars, new york accents, scientology, country music, plus-size bathing suits, whining, trucker hats, speed bumps, hockey, mullets, . . . so i could punch em in the head
as far as females, i want a girl thats "pretty, witty, girly, whirly/
one who likes to party but, come home early/
light kinda dark, short sorta tall/
slim kinda thick, I swear I love 'em all"
Music:
i can enjoy most types, except country, but the only thing you'll hear in my car is rap or r&b. greatest is 2pac. it seems kinda funny to me now, but my 5 favorites growing up were n.w.a., too $hort, dre, eazy-e, & snoop (it didn't make me think too highly of females). now i can't even enjoy listening to the radio. people have said that hip-hop is dead, but it aint the case, they just aint lookin in the right places for it.
if you wanna hear some classic shit that aint commercial, check out www.worldrecordsmusic.com
"I heard a few heads say that hip hop is dead, no it's not
it's just malnurished and underfed"
Movies:
these movies i can watch over and over and they will be hilarious every time: Old School, Borat, American Pie movies, Office Space, Friday & Next Friday, Dumb & Dumber, Billy Madison, Road Trip, Half Baked, 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Happy Gilmore. i still like other kinds of movies too, just too much work to name em, but Crash is one of my fav's
Television:
sports center, ufc, contender, simpsons, family guy
Books:
i'm educated on plenty of books, but i aint read many. last one i read was bout 2Pac. i actually read half a book that relates to business, but i still havent finished it
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jason
Birthday: november
Birthplace: Bay Area, CA
Current Location: sin city
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 69 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty, but i can get creative
Your Heritage: hispanic
The Shoes You Wore Today: g-nikes
Your Weakness: being too honest
Your Fears: waking up without my penis
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni n lots of cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to set some goals for next year. also to go to sleep before midnite
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: you're gay
Thoughts First Waking Up: dammit. dammit, now i gotta rush again
Your Best Physical Feature: cephalic (dont worry, only a few people would know what i'm talkin about)
Your Bedtime: on avg. 3:30
Your Most Missed Memory: i miss the memories i cant remember.
Pepsi or Coke: dont drink soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: mac
Single or Group Dates: i'd be happy if i could get any date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: wut kind of questions are these
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirl em
Cappuccino or Coffee: if i have caffeine, its in pill form
Do you Smoke: "i light up trees like everyday's christmas". actually i dont smoke at all
Do you Swear: i grew up listening to n.w.a. and people of that sort (i used to "spell girl wit a b"). but i try to just swear at people when im in my car
Do you Sing: nope, but i rap sometimes (ax about me)
Do you Shower Daily: does cologne count?
Have you Been in Love: as they say in spanish: no
Do you want to go to College: done that, and im done wit school for the rest of my life
Do you want to get Married: not anytime soon
Do you belive in yourself: more than anyone else
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, but then again i've never done it on a water bed
Do you think you are Attractive: i attract ugly girls, does that count
Are you a Health Freak: no, but obese people might say different cuz i dont eat my weight in dessert
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah, as longs as im not around em for too long
Do you like Thunderstorms: i dont know why, but i love em
Do you play an Instrument: i can play any instrument, deaf people can appreciate that
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: nope, but i wont hesitate to smoke you beeotch
In the past month have you been on Drugs: if by drugs you mean sleep deprivation
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope, but there were some tijuana trannies that i probly had a chance with
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah, after a show was over
In the past month have you been Dumped: dont you hafta be with someone to be dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: my balls might hold a grudge against me if i did
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: Do a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a fluffy white rabbit?
Ever been called a Tease: it was either that or a foreign girl callin me a sleeze. i dont know what the hell she way sayin
Ever been Beaten up: no, but i have a couple scars that might make you think otherwise. lesson: don't come to girls aid
Ever Shoplifted: i'm mexican
How do you want to Die: enlilghtened
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: retired
What country would you most like to Visit: is Ibiza a country
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: ?
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me, but no midgets
Weight: thick but not fat
Best Clothing Style: "just becuz you are dressed like that does not make you a whore. but you are wearing a whore's uniform"
Number of CDs I own: plenty, all hip-hop, except for Marvin Gaye
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0, but i have a stamp that hasnt fully washed off
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not too many
