What's Up...
If you have major baggage, are sexually repressed, or have issues with men, please don't contact me and move on to the next WUSSES profile. Still here?
With that said, let me begin...
I'm 34, never married (yeah I know... this means there must be something wrong), I have nice teeth, a great relationship with my mom, I’m an outstanding cook, have an affinity for red wine, and I wear cool shirts. We would not get along. I am a total selfish jerk. I also have a life and I am extremely busy so I will not have a lot of time to spend with you... get over it. I only date girls with pretty faces and who have cute feet and straight teeth; I like to party and have fun and look good doing it. My only weakness is that I can be an a**hole sometimes but give me one reason to change?
PS - If you are not a brunette you needn't apply.
Now, let me ask you a few questions... are you a cool fun girl that likes to be active on the weekends? Can you hold your own in a stimulating conversation? What can you bring to the table to make my life more enjoyable?