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Melva

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a sexy grandma, just take a peek at my bumper sticker you little shit! Well, I do love cocktails and I do love Jesus. I'm the secretary for The Bridge Church in Portland, Oregon, where I have lived most of my life. No, I don't knit or crochet and find it offensive that folks think just because I walk with a cane, I only have time for that shit. I'm very busy, but I will always make time for friends and Jesus. Oh, and my favorite curse word (forgive me, Jesus) is shit. Got a prayer request? Just ask, I will pray for you. Need some advice? Just ask, I've lived a full life and pretty much know everything there is to know about everyone. Need some painkillers? I got 'em, but I ain't sharin! Medicare ain't what it used to be, if you know what I mean? I love nail polish and polish hot dogs, who knew???

My Space or Yours? Myspace Layouts and more at myspaceoryours.net!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well, I've already met Jesus, so who else is there, really? Well, maybe Tom Selleck.

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