The almighty Gram

I've just recieved my orders and I will be stationed on the USS Anzio CG-68!!! I fucking rule! I just want to open my thesis with the fact that I am needlessly awesome. The greatness bursting out from my ears so perfectly coats my superiority with every splash of victory. There is one thing I need to say. I hate havelockians. All of them. If you, right now, or in the past year and five months have lived in Havelock, then I hate you. I am no longer a Freenelsen, but I still think you should all worship me. For now, though, it's your choice. CLICK HERE TO GET A PRE-MADE LAYOUT
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Mountain Dew
Beverage (alc) ? Alcohol
Color ? Green
Food ? Anything packed with Carbohydrates (carbs)
Item of clothing ? US Navy Uniforms
Meal of the day ? Dinner
Feature on yourself ? Left nostril
Quality in a guy/girl ? Breast volume
Phrase ? 1 Pwn j00
Song ? Pride (in the name of love)
Musical Artist/Band ? U2
Sport ? Chess
Movie ? Carebears Journey to Joke-alot
TV Show ? Infomercials
Radio Station ? KAYFREX! Blaze
Type of Chocolate ? Milk... it's orgasmic
Eye Color ? Gween
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? Millions of rats
Smoke ? Yes- Tobacco and Pot
Drink ? No
Have any piercings ? no
Have any tatoos ? No, but I want one
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend Boyfriend, maybe...
Gone streaking ? Once when I was high
Gone skinny dipping ? Only in my bathtub
Been to Europe ? I want to live in Europe, but no
Been to an island ? Yes
Had stitches ? Butterfly stitches
Broken any bones ? All except for my appendix
Been stabbed/shot ? yes and yes
Slept until after 12:00 ? Alot
Stayed up all night ? Alot
Danced like a whore ? I can't dance
Turned down a dare ? Yes, I'm impulsive, not for being am retard
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? I have
Kiss someone of the same sex ? I have
Cheat on someone you love ? Never
Run away from home ? Nowhere to go
Lie to your parents ? Always
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? No
Lie to your best friend ? I do daily
Give a homeless person money ? I always do
Run from the police ? Yes
Bungee jump ? Bluegh... Never
Sky dive ? Agian, no
Cross dress ? I did that once
Be an exotic dancer ? I don't think I'm hott enough for that
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? Not purposely
Scuba dive ? Nope
Go rock climbing ? nope
Go spulunking (caving) ? SPULUNKY!
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? White guy who raps okay
Bologna ? Dead cats
Hott ? Girls
Orange ? fruit
Real world ? pluto
Fuck ? yes please
Jack ? off
Cucumber ? crunchy
Hip-Hop ? My grandma's fake hip
Uniform ? Band class *snort*
UniCORN ! ? Unicron, destroyer of planets!
Rainbow ? Rainbow
Clown ? Circus
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I think We've forgotten about a certain little someone, someone who has changed our lives for the better. Someone who's made our lives so amazing through the good times and the bad, someone who always wore a smile to brighten our day when the dark, rainy times kept us down. Friends, co-workers, I'm talking about our good friend,
Don't worry, Jim, we still love you.