sean

im a fire fighter in the glenwood fire company. I am a very big soccer player. I played 3 years on my high school varsity team. 2 years i was captain. I am now in college. I like to party. Looking for a possible girlfriend. I dont know whats goin on with this 1 girl so im open for a girl as of now."A cat falls into a pool and a chicken laughs..." Whats the moral? A wet Pussy makes a Cock Happy.A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go."From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."Oh Lord, Please help this firefighter to be skillful and brave Please let me never falter when there are lives to save Be with my fellow Firefighters and ride with us each run From the moment we gear up, untill the job is done.Be with me as i guide a child through the drak and smokey haze Give me the strength and courage As I fight the deadly blaze Lord I puty my safety in your hands, But in the chaos and strife Help me act with selfless courage.... God just let me save a life.Body: A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old.One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices hat his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up.The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.Lettuce!!!Tomato!!!Lettuce!!!Tomato!!!Lettuce!!!Tom ato!!!She screams.Lettuce!!!Tomato!!!Whoa!!!PULL IT OUT!!!PULL IT OUT NOW!!!I can't get pregnant!Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!Rally sons of Notre Dame: Sing her glory and sound her fame, Raise her Gold and Blue And cheer with voices true: Rah, rah, for Notre Dame We will fight in ev-ry game, Strong of heart and true to her name We will ne'er forget her And will cheer her ever Loyal to Notre DameCheer, cheer for old Notre Dame, Wake up the echoes cheering her name, Send a volley cheer on high, Shake down the thunder from the sky. What though the odds be great or small Old Notre Dame will win over all, While her loyal sons are marching Onward to victory.