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Joe

Take me fucked. I am home

About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe Nads
Birthday: 10-21-1984
Birthplace: mil-wah-kay
Current Location: Madison
Eye Color: i dont even know. you tell me.
Hair Color: some kind of dark?
Height: 1.80 meters
Right Handed or Left Handed: right! lefties are weird.....
Your Heritage: some irish and some other eurotrash
The Shoes You Wore Today: i havent put any on yet. damn chill out.
Your Weakness: anything fried. i would fry my shirt and eat it.
Your Fears: women taller than 6 feet.
Your Perfect Pizza: burrito-flavored...and fried.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i don't set goals. makes life much easier
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what a lame question.
Thoughts First Waking Up: "damn.i gotta piss"
Your Best Physical Feature: hmm.... tough one.....i'd have to say my.
Your Bedtime: booo. stupid question.
Your Most Missed Memory: i dont remember things well. so i guess i miss my memory
Pepsi or Coke: coke. pepsi is for jerks and lesbians
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK! i'll wake up with the King!
Single or Group Dates: single. unless the group was of multiple women. elimidate!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea just kinda of sucks in general. give me a beer.
Chocolate or Vanilla: how about a swirl?
Cappuccino or Coffee: is this from a gas station or starbucks?
Do you Smoke: i miss joe camel. he not only taught me about smooth taste, he did it with a head shaped like a wang.
Do you Swear: yes. very much.
Do you Sing: indeed. i tend to get songs stuck in other peoples heads.
Do you Shower Daily: eh. no.
Have you Been in Love: sshhhh. she's reading this.
Do you want to go to College: no. but i'm there. kicking and screaming.
Do you want to get Married: maybe if something happens to me so she can take care of me. like if i lose some limbs to a bear or become retarded.
Do you belive in yourself: what is that supposed to mean. no more gay questions please.
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes from playing on a water bed.
Do you think you are Attractive: i suppose. a lot of people are gay for me.
Are you a Health Freak: not. at. all.
Do you get along with your Parents: pass
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes. they make me purr like a walrus.
Do you play an Instrument: guitar and cowbells
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hahaha.
In the past month have you Smoked: yes ma'm
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i see a difference between 'taken' and 'being on'
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes. and i made her pay for everything.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i went with my sisters and and bought some weird candles that you stick in your ears. what the shit is that all about?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: dont like oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, but i've eaten a little japanese boy.
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: hmm....naked hot tubbing prolly doesnt count
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: possibly...crazy stuff can go down when you are drunk.
Ever been Drunk: this is when you know the survey is getting too long
Ever been called a Tease: hahaha. yea. and worser.
Ever been Beaten up: yes. my dad beats me. haha j/k old man.
Ever Shoplifted: sure
How do you want to Die: any imaginable scenario as long as it involves sex and a sandwich. except no dudes or fat chicks please. cause they will eat my sandwich.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: can i be a kid when i grow up?
What country would you most like to Visit: canada. so mysterious.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: anything but pink....albinos creep me out.
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: long, can't be looking butch on me.
Height: a height that allows me to set the women easily on tables, counters, or washing machines. so i can...do something easily....
Weight: stay away from the extremes.
Best Clothing Style: simple. but shows off the body.
Number of Drugs I have taken: ? is this about a girl anymore?
Number of CDs I own: ok...i'm done
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret: good question to ruin a mood at the end.
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My Interests

food, sleepin, singing, all sports-except polo and synchronized swimming- the milwaukee brewers (going to the world series in '07), can we get a damn wendy's on madison campus?, skeetin, throwing things, playing the good ol guitar, stealing neon signs, brewing my own beer, making music, being lazy with school work, and of course china buffets.

I'd like to meet:

dick cheney, tom cruise, rush limbaugh and madonna....so i can give each of them a swift kick to the nuts.

Music:



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Television:

Brewers! Just give the boys a chance or two.....

Books:

i don't have the patience to read.