My brother is the famous musician John Michaels, and I am John Michaels' evil twin. Being John Michaels' evil twin is a great gig. I insult famous people, I cause embarassing situations in public, and I get arrested (and eventually aquitted) for leud acts, all at the expense of John Michaels.
You know, I wrote all those songs on his debut album. That was me. John's songs were all terrible peices of crap. I wrote masterpieces that eventually made the album like "On and On She Goes," "Silver Bus" and "Made For Each Other" while he wrote these terrible songs with names like "Gertrude, My One and Only," "My Times In Public Restrooms (ode to a sink)" and "Tomato, Tomato."
He's really the bad one. He votes Republican, which we all know is a serious crime in this nation. He shops at Wal Mart, uses AOL, leaves the lights on it a room after he is done, he even cancelled all my favorite television shows. He also hired illegal immigrants to work on his album and was said to have invaded Pakistan against UN approval. He also pays way too much for his car insurance. What a douchbag.
