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First of all I would like to say a big Hidy Ho, Hello, Hola, Howdy, Hi, Gooday to everyone visiting and taking time to look at my very own MySpace, muchos gracias amigo's..........and welcome to the crazy world of me, lolWell my name is Mark Anthony Readman, named after the Roman General who was lucky enough to get his hands on the Beautiful Cleopatra the Egyptian Queen. I am 30 years of age and loving life as it is in my crazy little fish bowl.My e-mail address is [email protected] for all you guys who like to e-mail kool n crazy stuff...............so come on don't be shy, i don't bite, he he....Hey to all you newbies on Myspace, may I tell you that you get to meet some great people/friends on here just as I have with the lovely n whacky Snapdragon (Elena) and the crazy as a coo coo's nest Nikki Rose, there great fun. Also I'd like to mention the lovely Sherry from China who I have met, she top banana too. There are others don't get me wrong, who are fan dabi tastic too, but I'd be here all day naming them, lol.... So the point i'm making is it's a great place to make new friends/cyber buddies just as I have and keep in touch with old & present friends, but remember man, be respectful, honest and rock on.Well what can I say about my wee little self, I'm a 30 year old white guy, medium build, moonlight tan, kinda dark Italian looking hair with a cheeky smile :-)with a wierd, whacky and wonderful personality who can just about get on with anyone.I live, and was born in Middlesbrough, which is in the North East of England (I'm British by birth, English by the grace of God).I'm one of three siblings and i'm the oldest. I have a brother who is 362 days younger than me, he a top lad and I have a 25 year beautiful baby sister, who is awesome in every way, but don't get to see her much :-( love em both very much and I couldn't ask for anything else from either of them.I am currently employed with Carpet Line Direct Limited as Stock Control Management in Middlesbrough and I am really enjoying it, but hey it can be hard work some days, all fun and games though and the sales girls help me through the day, lolMade some great mates there and feel part of the family, there's some characters working there, believe me, lol.....Looney Lucinda (very dizzy, aww bless, however very sweet,cute n cuddly and we have really bonded as super dupa mateybobs, hey she has the best and funniest face expression and hand movements when telling stories, defo coming camping with us lot sometime, she so funny), but more importantly she is my soulmate, we get on so much and are alike it's uncanny, apart from we different sexes. Get on at work and see each other out of work when we can and have a giggle, me Lu and her 3 year Holly and little Rhys. There's naughty n rude Rachel (always up for a giggle yet a big heart, warm n loving), funny as ya like Debs (comes out with random stuff n always makes ya laugh, top dollar this lass), my fellow red Claire (she just nuts), not a morning girl Tracy, lol (have a good bond, always have a laugh, but wouldn't dare cross her, lol), Rosy Rebecca (the quiet type, but you know what they say about the quiet ones, lol...very friendly, bless. We now have little Jem who is fab and a rock chick and I think she very naughty. We have the lovely Loz who is such a beautiful person and the coo coo Nicola, very ditzy and then the warehouse lads, play footy with some of em now.


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I have a 3 year old daughter called Paris-Nicole (she was born at 20:50pm on 6th December 2004),and she so beautiful, I don't get to see her much (difficulties with my ex partner unfortunatily) and miss my baby Paris so much, like mad, but think about her all the time. I think I'd make a great Dad n would love to have the chance one day to pove that.I'm a loveable chap, always have been and always will be. Crazy, funny and reliable, but there are many more great things I have been told that describe my ickle self, 98% good, 1% on the fence and 1% bad, eesh but hey, what do that 1% bad know, lol.....I was born March the 16th 1978, this makes me a Pisces baby, woo hoo, I love the water me, splishing and splashing.


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I have loadz of pals/mates/friends/bezza's etc....but me bestmate is a guy called Davey Ball, top lad, known him forever and i'm the God father of his beautiful daughter Amelia Grace who is 3 year old. Davey a total opposite to me as is a quiet guy, fairly shy until has a beer or two, but we share very common interests and stick by each other through thick and thin, he practically family. Then there's me brother, Paul, who has always been there for me, we so alike it's uncanny, but we've got a great bond and then there's me cuz 'Richybabes', he a younger better version of me and our kid. Were all as thick as thieves, if thats the right saying, lol...And the one, the only Joni Carroll, we have become really good mates, he would help me with anything and vice versa. The last, but not least there's Tez, me bezza, a top tattooist, but even a better friend. My female bezza's are the crazy Rebecca Brogan, she is nuts, funny and cute, but loving all the same and for some unknown reason we seem to be like soulmates. There's minxy Mandy who I've known for a while now and we have a connection of some sort, always miss each other and have good times in the past and will have in the future. Then there is Charlotte Grey, she mint, a total blonde, very dizzy, sassy and sexy, but sweet and loving although she won't admit that, lolHey I eat most foods and am willing to try almost anything (not just in food mind,lol.....), but my favourite foods are Italian or Medaterrainian dishes, however I do like me Chinese and Indian Dishes though and love a really good top notch bbq (ya know with the best quaility meats an all). Good job i'm atheletic mind, as I burn alot of this food off.Pretty random here, but i'm allergic to Onions (Remember Shrek, onions have layers), they're in everything these days and smell lush when fried, what's all that about, :-( but still can't eat the cursid things, dag nam itI'm an athletic lad, very energetic n love playing sports, especially Football (that's soccer to all you American fans out there), but don't mind Tennis, Pool/Snooker n golf.I work hard, especially at the moment as we moving into a new building in Hartlepool, more space so our company can spend more and then make more, but believe me I certainly play harder once out n about ;-)Love making new friends too so 'come on' let's rock peopleHey this is for all you Liverpool Football Club supporters out there just like me, "remember, You'll Never Walk Alone".
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mark Anthony Readman
Birthday: 16th March 1978
Birthplace: Middlesbrough - Parkside Hospital
Current Location: Middlesbrough
Eye Color: Greeny
Hair Color: Black with natural grey highlights
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: English & Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Light tanned slip on shoes, rather smart
Your Weakness: Too nice apparently
Your Fears: Never seeing my daughter again
Your Perfect Pizza: Stuffed crust cheese, tomatoe, spicy chicken and pineapple, yum yum yum
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not long left this year so have a fab christmas and new year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: pal
Thoughts First Waking Up: I don't wanna get out of bed aaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhh
Your Best Physical Feature:
Your Bedtime: Between 11:00pm and 12:00am
Your Most Missed Memory: My Grandad
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, kinda sweeter, plus Coke is like toilet cleaner
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds, but Burger King kool still
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: None really
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No way hosay
Do you Swear: Not much to be honest
Do you Sing: Damn right i do
Do you Shower Daily: Everyday while singing
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, got the T-shirt
Do you want to get Married: Not really, but you never know
&..39;Do you belive in yourself:' Yes i'm farely confident
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Everyone is attractive to someone, so Yes
Are you a Health Freak: Not a health freak, but i am athletic
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, there great, bless em
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, nature showing it's wrath an all
Do you play an Instrument: No, but want t play the guitar again
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Don't do the smoking thing, it's disgusting
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah went Christmas shopping
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hmmmm Sushi, me like, but no not in past month
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes when I went on Kareoke
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not in the past month, but I have a few times
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, me bosses mouse mat
Ever been Drunk: On many many occasions
Ever been called a Tease: Only in the bedtime, wink wink
Ever been Beaten up: Unfortunately yes
Ever Shoplifted: My solicitor has informed me to state No comment, lol
How do you want to Die: Peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: America or Thialand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I like blue or green eyes in a girl
Favourite Hair Color: I normally go for dark haired lasses, but blondes are fab too
Short or Long Hair: If the female pretty then short or long hair is erelevent
Height: My size or abit taller or abit smaller
Weight: Not fat, but not skinney either
Best Clothing Style: Unique, mainly dark/light blue jeans, smart T-shirts or jumpers n suit jackets, but old looking
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too many when I was younger, but none now
Number of CDs I own: A couple of hundred
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Many things, doing drugs etc...but they have made me the guy I am today n i wouldn't change a thing
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I'd like to meet:

Obviously I'd like to meet Richard Ashcroft (the legend) and Ian Brown, and the Liverpool Football team old and new, mainly Stevie G and Carra, some of the Liverpool legends, like Ian Rush, John Barnes, Alan Hansen,Robbie Fowler, Steve McManaman and then some of the other bands like Coldplay, Snow Patrol and Athlete.Then of course, there's Homer Simpson, what guy, lol......

My Blog

Things Got Ya Down?

Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These . . . . In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,regardless of their medical con...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:08:00 GMT

Scary Psychological Test

Scary Psychological Test Read this question, come up with an answer, and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it rig...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:06:00 GMT

Old Men Think Fast!!!

An elderly man had owned a large farm for years.He had a large lake at the back with lots of fruit trees.The lake was ideal for swimming, although he rarely didthat anymore.One lovely sunny day he dec...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:18:00 GMT

Men Are Just Happier People

NICKNAMESIf Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:26:00 GMT

Five Minute Management Course

Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door,...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:09:00 GMT

Warning To All Men

Warning to all men    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pub to be   alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any   woman.&nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 22:42:00 GMT

Maybe

Maybe. . .  we were supposed  to meet the wrong people before meeting theright one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how tobe grateful for that gift.  Maybe ....
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 09:39:00 GMT

Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.Finally, the guys side of the story (I must admit, it's pretty  good).We always hear the rules from the female side.Now here are the rules ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:42:00 GMT

New Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:03:00 GMT

The Value of Drink

The Value of a Drink "Sometimes  when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel  shame.   Then  I look into the glass and think about the workers in th...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 22:51:00 GMT