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Räuberhauptmann Jack

Bescheinigen Sie hiermit meinem Gehirn eine gewisse... Primitivität

About Me

Steh-auf-Männchen, steh auf, steh auf Mann!
Currently I’m a part of Mono:Poly , lending speech, music and lyrics to Benny’s amazing voice and musical talent. I’m also some kind of PR manager for Mono:Poly ...
Deichgraf: Ein Film von, mit und durch Alkohol.
I am back. And I am alive and kicking!
I won't add any bands anymore, except the one's I let stay on my friendslist.
If you represent a band or artist and want me to listen to your stuff, add my band profile Mono:Poly
If you are a normal person, that likes to get to know me better (gotta warn you I'm hostile and complicated, arrogant and cold, but I'm well worth the effort) feel free to add me, but don't expect me to write much.
I have a full-time job, I don't stay in touch with friends or family on a regular basis, so it's highly probable, that I won't care about you at all, until you breached some of my outer shells.
I won't accept any slander about my friends, porn, muslims or atheists in my comments-section. You will be deleted if you post any such crap. In addition, if my profile is used to spam you, write me a message instantly.
Feel free to comment my pics and be honest. I deal better with insults than compliments ;)
How to make a Jack
Ingredients:
5 parts jealousy
5 parts arrogance
3 parts energy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of emotion

My Interests



I'm interested in a wide range of topics:
Religion, philosophy, history, military, dogs (especially training), reading, honour, Japan, politics, anime, movies, rpg's, video- and computergames, seafaring and many more

I'd like to meet:

    A girl who is honestHannes WaderHerbert GrönemeyerInteresting people, that can keep up with my insane mindHelmut KohlAnyone who's honest

Music:



Movies:

Too many, every movie that makes me laugh, think or leaves me dumbfounded.
If you want to, you can get tips from me about overlooked movies, that are very good.
Just tell me the occasion, what kind of movie and what you want to get out of it and I will name a movie, my database is sheer endless, although my collection is far from complete.

Television:

..Don't watch television, as it is the main reason for people becoming increasingly stupid.

Books:

..Paradise Lost Art of war Book of five rings Lord of the rings Peace begins inside of you The penis book, my mom gave me :) Nibelungen

Heroes:

..Any tragic hero that ultimately fails, or the villain, who's killed off in the end...
There's also an album in my pics section that will be updated from time to time.

My Blog

Situationskomik

hm... Ich konvertiere zum Katholizismus: Du willst also Messdiener werden? Nein, du hast mich vom Spielplatz gelockt! GOTT HAT DICH VOM SPIELPLATZ GELOCKT! ____________________________________________...
Posted by Räuberhauptmann Jack on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 05:30:00 PST

Serenity

hm...I made my peace, finally. Not everything is perfect, but at least now I know and decided not to do certain things anymore.
Posted by Räuberhauptmann Jack on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:51:00 PST

Markus Jack Dijkgraaf (*7.9.1982 - 18.2.2008

On monday the 18th of february in 2008 we lostour comrade, friend and brother Jack.I was the last one to see him alive and I foundthe letter he left for us.All seemed absolutely normal, when he came b...
Posted by Räuberhauptmann Jack on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 07:16:00 PST

Klimakatastrophe / -wandel

Das ist ein totaler Pupnasenweltuntergang, eine kuschelweich Apokalypse, das Teletubby-Armageddon, so eine Art vegetarisches jüngstes Gericht, ein Ragnarök auf Diddl-Maus Niveau. Wir hatten ja damals ...
Posted by Räuberhauptmann Jack on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 03:41:00 PST

Chaos in Neustadt

Freitag Nachmittag.Post muss weggebracht werden. Also die 8 Mono:Poly CDs Grocery Store eingepackt, einen Karton von einem Ultraschall-Luftbefeuchter mit Füllmaterial und einem kleinen Briefchen unte...
Posted by Räuberhauptmann Jack on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 08:50:00 PST

Weihnachtszeit

An manchen Tagen scheint alles viel zu schnell zu gehen. Man hat keine Zeit.Kann nicht frei atmen.Ist gehetzt.Steht unter Stress.Es wird mir immer unverständlich bleiben, wie Menschen dieses Leben so ...
Posted by Räuberhauptmann Jack on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:39:00 PST

M:P on the Orkus magazine!

I'm proud to tell you, that Mono:Poly is on the new Orkus Compilation 35, which is inside the decembre 2007 / january 2008 issue.Track 8 is our Song Instant Love Messenger!Sadly there are 2 errors in ...
Posted by Räuberhauptmann Jack on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:33:00 PST

Dr. Doom

Your results:You are Dr. DoomDr. Doom 66%Magneto 64%Apocalypse 61%Lex Luthor 58%Mr. Freeze 53%Juggernaut 53%Green Goblin 45%Dark Phoenix 45%Venom 43%Kingpin 42%Mystique 37%The Joker 33%Two-Face 29%Rid...
Posted by Räuberhauptmann Jack on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:08:00 PST

Endlich mal ein neues Gedicht

Schrill schreit mich meine Stille an Wohlig wärmend legt sich Kühle um meine Schultern Blind blickend, vermeide ich dir nachzusehen Sehnsüchtig schmachtend nach Erotik und Liebkosungen Widerwillig war...
Posted by Räuberhauptmann Jack on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 03:29:00 PST

Ich bin Alkoholiker!

Gestern war ich inner Kneipe, einfach einen trinken gehn! Einfach weg von zu Hause, die Blagen nicht mehr sehn! Ständig stress mit der Alten, keine Kohle im Portmonnaie. Ich spül es einfach runter, da...
Posted by Räuberhauptmann Jack on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 03:27:00 PST