Drink-Club

RULES OF DRINK CLUB:
1. You do not talk about Drink Club.
2. You DO NOT talk about Drink Club.
3. If someone says they can't drink any more before closing, they're out of Drink Club.
4. Drinking sessions will go on as long as they have to.
5. If this is your first night in Drink Club, you HAVE to get battered.
6. Eating is cheating. You're only allowed to order food during your first drink.
7. You can never turn down a drink if asked.
8. There is no such thing as one drink in Drink Club.
9. Once midnight has passed, you cannot change drinking locations, this wastes precious drinking time before closing.
10. Throwing up is allowed, as long as you continue to drink once the throwing up has ceased.SOME WORDS OF INSPIRATION:
"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." - Winston Churchill
"He was a wise man who invented beer." - Plato
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." - Humphrey Bogart
"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer." - Homer Simpson
Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Shane MacGowan... unconsciously brilliant. You can intelligently debate any topic from theology, history, literature and philosphy... though only while you're out of your skull on booze.
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