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About Me

Sometimes a bowler just has to face the music..
Ernie McCracken Big Ern

There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

I could lie to you, make myself out to be something i'm not.. it'd be better if you hit me up yourself.

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What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.
Dirk Diggler

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Johnny 5, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kazushi Sakuraba, Mike Tyson, Pootie Tang, Dwayne Johnson, Jean Claude Van Damme, Genki Sudo, Megumi Fujii, Hayley Williams, John Lennon, Mauricio Rua, Fedor Vladimirovich Emelianenko, Georges St. Pierre, Bj Penn, The Tall Man, Wesley Snipes, Bill Murray, Woody Harrelson, Cael Sanderson, Henry Cejudo, Bob Marley, Chris Farley, Olivia Munn, Morgan Webb, Hitomi Tanaka, Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Micheal Jordan, Lance Armstrong, Andre The Giant, Bruce Campbell, Tiger Woods, Muhammed Ali, Stephen King, Sylvester Stallone, Steve Nash, Walt Disney, Mark Wahlberg, Leonardo DiCaprio, Shinya Aoki, Johnny Cash, Eddie Murphy, Tom Cruise, Dan Aykroyd, Hugh Hefner, Chuck Norris, Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez, Inigo Montoya, Bill Clinton, Christopher Walken, Rufiooooooo.

My Blog

Nerd Fitness

DISCLAIMER - I'M NOT MUCH FOR GRAMMAR. My older brother Dennis, who doesn't utilize any social networking site btw for you stalkers, recently emailed me a large picture of Lawrence "Chunk" Cohe...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Feb 2010 14:04:00 GMT

Excerpt: "Got Fight?": The 50 Zen Principles of Hand-to-Face Combat

This was a short, little anecdote from Forrest Griffins book that I found kind of funny and inspiring at the same time. The book is full of funny stories, good tips, and complete randomness. I encoura...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:21:00 GMT

Pro at Cooking.

Just started watching this stuff, makes me laugh. Has Dave from Pure Pwnage. I never realized he had his own show till today and its been out for like 2 years, bleh.http://www.proatcooking.com/
Posted by on Sun, 26 Jul 2009 11:52:00 GMT

Untitled

Baby Baby we can shed this skin,We can know how we feel inside.Instead of going down an endless road,Not knowing if we're dead or alive.Some things are worth fighting for,some feelings never die.I'm n...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 13:50:00 GMT

Untitled

Is that what makes me sad? The eagerness and belief that filled me then and exacted a pledge from life that life could never fulfill? Sometimes I see the same eagerness and belief in the faces of chil...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 10:51:00 GMT

Untitled

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 21:15:00 GMT

Riddle of Steel

Steel isn't strong. Flesh is stronger. fin.
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:23:00 GMT

Who can you count on?

Its difficult to count on anyone but yourself really. Thats why having friends means so much to me. I cherish the few I have because I know I am willing to do anything for them, and I know they&r...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:13:00 GMT

leaving for the usaf.

Whether or not this turns out to be the biggest mistake I have ever made or something to be proud of I am happy that I've finally made a decision about my future without being forced into something I ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 19:52:00 GMT