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About Me

Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

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My Interests

Dirtbikes, music, photography, snorkelling, nice houses, cult films, etc.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Pretty much anything. I'm easy.

Movies:

I loovveee movies like Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore. HATE those damn feel-good movies with a passion. New school comedies eat penis. I'm talking to you Scary Movie series, Date Movie, Rob Schneider in any of his various forms (if you're reading this Rob I hope you die), and so on. I hope whoever wrote you movies get's sodomised in their sleep.

Television:

The old, original series of Fat Pizza with Sleek The Elite were killer, The Glass House, RPA, CNNNN, Futurama (Bender is my hero), Family Guy, American Dad, Bromwell High.

Books:

I think the dictionary is a pretty hot item. I like that one.

Heroes:

Kevin Keifs Neil and Bender

My Blog

ATTN: Important!1!!11!!!ONE!

Hey guys this is true, if you want to take a photo of yourself but don't know how, just follow this easy to use guide....
Posted by Bali on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 06:02:00 PST

Chuck Norris.

It has come to my attention that The Hoff is out. I'm sorry, but he's just not cool anymore. What happened? Well, it started out with the rumour that Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law ...
Posted by Bali on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 05:48:00 PST