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Hi! I'm Jane... and i'm trying to think of something interesting to say about myself... well... i was born on the 405 freeway while my mother and father were running from the police after robbing a liquor store down in little tokyo and headed for the mexican border. unfortunately, they ran out of gas and i was taken from them and whisked away into foster care. i was adopted by a family of circus performers and soon learned to stand on my head while riding a galloping horse... all at the age of four! I performed with my adopted family for ten years, until tragedy struck and my whole foster family got trampled by an enraged giraffe escaped from the local zoo. with no family and no motivation to continue my budding career as a circus performer, i decided to find my way on my own. i lived under the santa monica pier for five years, surviving by eating the barnacles and shellfish that thrived under the pier and using my well trained contortionistic body to obtain nickels and dimes from entertained customers. unsatisfied with my life and at the end of my rope... i decided to throw myself from the santa monica pier after a night of squandering my hard earned money on a bottle of cheap liquor. as i tossed myself into the cold water below, a group of playful dolphins were on their way to mexico's warmer waters. i realized the dolphins were my friends and that life was worth living... and hitched a ride with them all the way down to mexico. i arrived on the shores of TJ and made my living smuggling prescription drugs into the U.S. and selling them for cheap. i soon grew wealthy and moved back into the U.S. but not before adopting my two little girls Mari and Juana............ okay... so my life wasnt that exciting... but who cares? you know you liked my story...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jane.. or Jinsun... or Oh... take your pick.
Birthday: September 3, 1983
Birthplace: Anaheim, CA
Current Location: I'll just say home is where my heart is...
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Korean
The Shoes You Wore Today: The shoes i wear everyday.... my combat boots and then my chucks!
Your Weakness: junk food, candy, myspace and heartbreakers.
Your Fears: being alone with no kids when i'm old... with 20 cats to keep me company.
Your Perfect pizza: the garlic bird at woodstocks in isla vista
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish school, and get accepted into the PA program...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hahaha and LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: i need to pee.
Your Best Physical Feature: my DSLs... hahaha jk. i dunno... you tell me.
Your Bedtime: when i get bored.
Your Most Missed Memory: i sometimes just miss the times when we were all young... and the biggest thing we had to deal with was boys..
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or Burger King: Sometimes you feel like a big mac... and sometimes you dont.
Single or Group Dates: Single... you get the know the person better.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: its all the same shit to me.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocanilla
Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino... yummy foamy milk
Do you Smoke: like a fucken chimney!
Do you Swear: yeah... its becoming an issue.
Do you Sing: oh yeah... when i drive, shit, shower... anytime is a great time to belt out a tune!
Do you Shower Daily: i try and see how far i can go before people start giving me funny looks... jk...
Have you Been in Love: i tend to lust more than love... but sometimes love happens and its beautiful...
Do you want to go to College: i definitely want to finish college and then get accepted into the physicians assistant program in the AF.
Do you want to get Married: of course!
Do you belive in yourself: i try to be the best person i can.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No. I think the rocking is fun. whee like a roller coaster.
Do you think you are Attractive: people tell me that i'm cute... i dont know if thats the same as attractive.
Are you a Health Freak: hell no. i'll eat junk food any chance i get...
Do you get along with your Parents: i do now.
Do you like Thunderstorms: depends... if there are people around.. its awsome... its not so awsome when i'm alone.
Do you play an Instrument: the piano... not very well... but ALL korean kids know how to play the piano somewhat...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah... the question should be... in the past hour have you smoked... and the answer would still be yeah.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: drugs are bad for you...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: what kind of date?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: eww.. oreos are gross...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i try and consume some type of sushi at least once a month... to supress my withdrawal symptoms
In the past month have you been on Stage: hell no. i'll try to avoid that at all costs.
In the past month have you been Dumped: kinda still feels like it... but no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in my bathtub.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope.
Ever been Drunk: yep.
Ever been called a Tease: suprisingly... i have.
Ever been Beaten up: no... i'm usually the one doing the beating up.
Ever Shoplifted: who hasnt stolen a trinket here and there?
How do you want to Die: i dont.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: comfortable.
What country would you most like to Visit: I've done Europe... still wanna see new zealand and asia... i dont care where.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don madda
Favourite Hair Color: dis don madda e-der
Short or Long Hair: short... please!
Height: the taller the betttta
Weight: doesnt matter to me
Best Clothing Style: anything that looks good is good.
Number of Drugs I have taken: not too many
Number of CDs I own: many.
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: one... on my back.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i regret a lot of things... but its not good to dwell on them...
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