I try to be a walking contradiction as much as possible, because it's more fun that way. I firmly believe that the world exists to entertain me, and I try to do the same for it. I like to help the humans from time to time; other times I really wish I had a flamethrower. My main purpose in getting a master's degree in humanities was to make me more interesting at parties.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Ron White, Dave Atell, and I would probably have a blast. If we could resurrect Bill Hicks and Mitch Hedberg, then all the better.
