How To Get Out Of A Ticket........... LOL |
A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding.
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I dont have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI .
Officer: May I see the owners card for... Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 17:32:00 GMT |
kids on leashes? YES!!!!!!!! |
When I was 6 years old I was playing in the grocery store. I decided to spin around with my fists waving in the air, because that's what tornado's do, when I smack a 300 pound buddha-woman right in he... Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 17:31:00 GMT |
--If you read this, even if I don't speak to you often, you must post a memory of me. It can be |
--If you read this, even if I don't speak to you often, you must post a memory of me. It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad, just so long as it happened. Then post this to your journal t... Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 23:28:00 GMT |
Freinds V/s Homies "Fuck A Freind" |
Friends Vs Homies Friends: Never asks for anything to eat or drinkHomies: Help themselves and are the reason why I have no foodFriends: Would bail you out of jailHomies: would be sitting next to you s... Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:06:00 GMT |