The perfect FREE gift to give at the holidays! |
So, it's the holidays, and we're all out buying presents for our family, singing carols (if you're lame like that), or just trying to make it through without binging on cookies, but there's one thing ...
Posted by Charlotte on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:03:00 PST |
Detective Olivia Benson. |
Lets applaud the police department in their effortless attempts to track down child abductions. The well-lit signs along the freeway listing recent abductions are what I assume is part of the Amber Al...
Posted by Charlotte on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 05:08:00 PST |
Can we fill the space with this awkward silence? |
I refuse to upload a song onto my page, because I don't feel it's appropriate to force my music onto unsuspecting stalkers, but I do feel the need to nudge a few new artists that I think really deserv...
Posted by Charlotte on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 06:17:00 PST |
I love my life! I have a wonderful family and an amazing boyfriend! |
The self-proclaimed perfect life live-ers are beginning to try my patience.Does anyone that really loves their life say, "I love my life"? I feel like thats what I say to myself to pretend my life is ...
Posted by Charlotte on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:53:00 PST |
Charlotte's Guide to Being a Good Intern |
I know ordering lunch, arranging craft service, and counting script pages was not what you were anticipating in your glamorous Hollywood internship, but we've just filled all the celebrity entourage, ...
Posted by Charlotte on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:53:00 PST |
Vocabulary Elimination Time |
It's becoming increasingly difficult to distinguish the weak joke from the outright abandonment of social vocabulary evolution. So, below, I have listed a few words that should be avoided for those wh...
Posted by Charlotte on Tue, 30 May 2006 02:59:00 PST |
Dunkin' Donuts Burglar |
To the Dunkin' Donuts Burglar:
For the three years I resided in Boston, I grew to appreciate the tasty delights that DnD had to offer. I savored each Boston Cream Pie morsel, looked forwa...
Posted by Charlotte on Fri, 26 May 2006 01:59:00 PST |
Damned Red Neck Night |
It is very common to confuse schizophrenia with multiple personality disorder, and the two are not synonymous. One famous instance was in Me, Myself and Irene, and most recently (what spurred this irr...
Posted by Charlotte on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:36:00 PST |
Nobody Has It Worse Than Me |
I'm Irritated by&1. Trader Joe's, and how they don't feel the need to restock their inventory of Eggplant Cutlets. I crave them almost more than Law and Order reruns.2. The goose bumps on my skin due ...
Posted by Charlotte on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 05:40:00 PST |
Success Schmuchcess. |
I've been pondering what I want to do when I grow up, and it's becoming increasingly difficult to picture. I once longed for the day when I would be a Broadway dancer, then, I changed my aspirations t...
Posted by Charlotte on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 05:34:00 PST |
