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____________________________________________________________ ____________ Life Lessons: by ME-----Limos can infact do doughnuts in a crowded parkinglot, good thing we all were drinking our cocktails out of plastic sippy cups in the back -----going to a comedy show dressed like a walking sterotype will always get you noticed.. quicker if you are that group of people that walks in 5 minutes late.. love ya nick -----when u go to the police station to bail out your best friend for a DUI, make sure hes not just playing a prank on u and already home (i would have killed you kris if i had gotten in trouble that night) -----girls cant drive forklifts. but its a fun to watch while drinking at the afterparty -----cops tend to laugh when u attempt to go threw a DUI checkpoint with 7 people in a little honda civic and the only sober driver is dressed in a fullbody bear costume -----seafood from a dinner at 3am is never a good idea despite how good it may sound (can result in hours of toliet hugging from food poisoning) -----toliets and bathtubs make horrible pillows (and towels make really bad blankets) -----your friends will never let u live down the fact u crashed your car in your own driveway -----low budget 70's era porn can provide hours of nonstop laughs (they do make the original debbie does dallas on DVD now... hip hip WHORE-AYY) -----living under a bridge in your jeep is as shitty as it sounds so dont bother trying it for fun. -----its not smart to tackle your own bedroom door drunk. it just means hours of tryin to glue the door back together. PS gorilla glue is the best!!! -----when attempting to pick up a girl at a red light at 3 am, stumbling out your car door and going over to her window and knockin on it is not the right approach. -----Jeeps can go anywhere but they dont float -----its not smart to drive around with a tapped 1/4 keg seatbelted into your passengerseat even if your only goin to get ice. (thanks cool random chick workin at mickyD's for saving my ass that time) -----blowing up a dumptruck is a retarded expensive mistake -----it can be awkward explaining to a state cop why he just caught you havin sex in a parked school bus. -----Party hard.. but make sure u work even harder otherwise life just doesnt work, -----its fun to get old people to do keg stands -----scalping tickets for a "hippish" concert from a "thuggish" guy is prob a bad idea. (thanks cool random chick workin at the ticket gate) -----riding a quad with no brakes and spiked tires into the garage door can be a painful experience -----i hate it when the milf i brought home forgets to mention shes married with kids until after sex but b4 throwin up all over my closet. -----not all moms r milfs in the morning.(so im told) they r mifs!!! -----its possible to have a happy new years while sittin in the ER till 4 am -----nobody on the roads at 7am has ne f**kin idea how to drive -----drinking rum, gin, vodka, so-co, tequila, beer, and a 7 and 7 all in one night might make me do stupid things. -----its impossible to win the fight with your closet door after drinkin. The door will win every time. -----its easy to make a drinkin game out of the Price is Right. (rox your an evil influence) ----- "if it has tits or tires it will give you problems" - stolen from martel ----- you can blame ne thing on the dog. ____________________________________________________________ ________ yeah. so im basically just a regular guy. (with an amazing girlfriend. love ya babe :-) ) hangin out with my old roomies Krzy, Chris, and James. chilling with Nick and Heather in Southington drinkin and football! cant forget all my awsome friends...the portland crew, the hardcore middletown homies haha and the oldschool crew from EH plus some other random people that come into our lives and wont leave!relaxing in east hampton every now and then, and partyin in whatever bar/club we find ourselves in. just having fun and enjoying myself as much as i can right now. cant forget the good times with my FEW quality female friends that help to keep my grounded. anything else ya wanna know just ask. Aim Sn : xxpatxx ____________________________________________________________ ___________Some of my Fav Quotes: ____________________________________________________________ ___________"One day the dreamers died Within us, When all our answers never came. We hid the truth beneath Our skin but, Our shadows never looked the same.A ghost, Is all that's left, Of everything we swore we never would forget. We tried to bleed the sickness, But we drained our hearts instead." ---Thrice ____________________________________________________________ ___________ “The real measure of wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money.” ----Unknown ____________________________________________________________ ____________"I'd rather die enormous than live dormant that's how we on it" ---- Jay Z ____________________________________________________________ ____________"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking Racing around to come up behind you again The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" ---- Pink Floyd ____________________________________________________________ ____________"Swim in the smoke the hero will drown intoxicating beauty tears everything down but still our hands are bound at the wrist this romantic tragedy is suffocating from your fist, in a sea of fire.Guess it's too bad, that everything we have is taken away." --- Story of the Year ____________________________________________________________ ___________"There's no recollection of the evil things I've done My head feels like I musta' had some funWhat happened? --- Sublime ____________________________________________________________ ____________"But I really think it's better this way The more you suffer The more it shows you really care" ---Offspring ____________________________________________________________ ____________“If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.”---- Rodney Dangerfield ____________________________________________________________ ____________"If water were vodka and I was a duck I'd swim to the bottem and never come up up. But water isn't vodka and im not a duck so pass me the bottle and shut the fuck Up" ----Unknown ____________________________________________________________ ____________"Extortion, snortin, supportin abortion Pathological liar, blowin shit out of proportion The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict" ---- Eminem______________________________________________________ __________________"I feel sorry for people who dont drink. They wake up in the morning and thats the best they are going to feel all day" ---- Dean Martin