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Lurchhammer

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About Me



They call me LURCH, and I'm a guitarist for the band CHAOS. Check us out at www.myspace.com/chaosmetalmusic and www.TheChaosCrew.com. I build, customize, and service guitars & amplifiers for very reasonable rates. I also give rock/metal guitar lessons including technique and music theory. Please send me a message if interested. I also did a death-metal project with Lee Harrison (MONSTROSITY) on drums called SKULLHAMMER, which is the music playing now. Check that out at www.myspace.com-skullhammerband. Thanks for looking!

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METALLICA VS MR. T.

"F--- MTV! We'll never do avideo!" - Lars Ulrich, 1986"If you've come to seemakeup and stretch pants and hear the words 'ooh baby' in everysong, you came to the wrong place." - James Hetfield, 1985......
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 12:29:00 GMT

Yngwie who?

Funny! I am God!!! I am god Part2
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 19:05:00 GMT

Trivium Sucks!!!

This is funny!Trivium video lyrics
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 14:58:00 GMT

Save Tampa Metal!!

(Written by Splattergod) Save Tampa Metal!!  Looks like another Tampa club has gone the way of disco...Apparently, the Masquerade closed its doors for good, this past weekend, and cancelled all p...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 11:45:00 GMT

The Milkman

The Milkman Video
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 11:48:00 GMT

Chuck Norris

30 facts about Chuck Norris 1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundh...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 01:26:00 GMT

Beginner's guide to METAL!!!

HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and f*cks the princess. GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 21:54:00 GMT