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About Me

i do lots of things for other people. some say i'm their hero. i'm humorous too. i think i was born with a really strong humorous gene.

My Interests

i am a rather positive person, so i'd have to say i'm interested in positive experiences. i like wine and cheese and candles all together at one time by myself. i will eat a whole cheese block. i enjoy being black. it brings me a lot of attention. i like to imagine things too...like telling people exactly what i think of them. i get really embarrassed for people sometimes, especially when they try to act tough. yikes.

I'd like to meet:

those very few who don't like me, so i can laugh in their face for being so lame and take pity on them for their sad misfortunes.

Music:

you know like anything super like cool and stuff. i especially enjoy going to shows.

Movies:

not the ones i fall asleep to.

Television:

pushing daisys Nip/Tuck

Heroes:

all the baby kitties and puppies in the world.

My Blog

just saying...

1.Do you straighten your hair everyday?riiiight...yeah with a mini me iron.2.Do you worry about the size of your boobs?only that the sides are getting bigger.3.What's your favorite girly magazine?--ti...
Posted by jessicakes on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:44:00 PST

being sick is almost as bad as myspace.

Last night, I slept____.like shit.2006 was ___.stressful.My Grandma was born in ___.uhmmm...Cuba?I could eat ___ everyday.gnocci. I won't marry __.taylor, so stop asking.I am not at all attracted to _...
Posted by jessicakes on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:08:00 PST

being sick is almost as bad as myspace.

All I've had to eat today is sugar cookie blobs

I chose the word "blob" because apparently I don't remember if this is the proper way to spell square. I think it is but i really don't remember because the last time i had to spell square was, ...
Posted by jessicakes on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 09:16:00 PST

i miss you taylor

that's all I wanted to say.
Posted by jessicakes on Wed, 17 May 2006 11:28:00 PST

surveys are cuhl!!!!!

1. What does your MySpace headline mean?it means i'm thirsty so dont jip me bitch. 2. Elaborate on your default photo:half naked in a bed with some dude i never met before this night and have never se...
Posted by jessicakes on Sun, 07 May 2006 04:23:00 PST

insomnia...

so how fucking late is it right now??? i feel tired but cannot sleep. i'm tired of these unpredictable sleeping patterns i've been dealing with. i'm tired of experiencing a lack of words. I wish i...
Posted by jessicakes on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 03:40:00 PST

have you have you have you???????

1 MINUTE AGO: i drank raspberry fake kool-aid 1 HOUR AGO: i was at some crazy drunk ladies house who was showing me all her chickens. 1 DAY AGO: I felt very comfortable with someone 1 YEAR AGO: i ...
Posted by jessicakes on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 08:23:00 PST

what do you really know about me...

Your name: Take a stab at my middle name : ______________ Where did we meet? _____________________ Do I believe in God? _____________________ How long have you known me? _________________...
Posted by jessicakes on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 07:04:00 PST

nope...

I don't want to share my bed with anyone anymore. like literally my bed. I like to sleep with my legs across the whole bed and all the covers bunched up. I don't want to hear how I take up too much...
Posted by jessicakes on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 01:46:00 PST