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About Me

Well, I'm Joel. The Undesputed King of All Gamers. I invent things. 11 times out of 10 it backfires and it's all Phil's fault... That stupid red head.. red beard.. If i was a pirate my name would be Red Beard. Pirates are okay by me, unless they are robot ones.. THOSE ONES BLOW! Anyways, I enjoy putting down others because of my obvious awesomeness.. I know I know.. I'm too modest, But that's just the kinda guy I am.Maybe if your lucky, I'll give you a ride in my box.. only if Brad the Bad doesn't rip me off again..

Check out all the movies I star in! Bonus Stage!

My Interests

Video games, causeing mayhem, wasting time, Inventing new ways to prove that Phil is a jerk and a loser.(AKA Rya) and so much more that I would have to reinvent myspace just to post it.

I'd like to meet:

Someone Equal to my greatness.. or atleast someone who isn't Evil in disguise.

Music:

Reel Big fish, Robot Sock, Aquabats, and the Tetris theme

Movies:

I am the star of Bonus Stage, why would I watch anything else?

Books:

How to build a robot in 7 seconds.
The Where and how of peanut butter.
Joel and Why He's Awesome
..need I say more?

Heroes:

pfft heroes are for hookers and fat people..

sorry for the blatent Futurama ripoff..

My Blog

Life after Bonus Stage..

Well, life after BS isn't as cracked up to be. After Phil went back in time and screwed everything up for some reason, the simulation ended. So now the remaining (human) BS crew are thrusted back into...
Posted by Joel on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:40:00 PST