colton.

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Well other that just chillen or hangen out wit friends....
I'm a toatal anime nerd....
I'm also a video game freak....
I literally cannot put my guitar down....
I'm still pretty child-ish (still play make belive when im hyper)....
I like to make jokes (note my blonde jokes)...
I'm a natural blonde... but i dye my hair like every other week...
I'm your basic stupid,horny,rebel teenager.....
The Perfect Day According to a Man
10:00am Wake up.
10:02am Oral sex.
10:15am Big breakfast.
11:30am Drive up the coast in Ferrari with gorgeous blonde with big jugs.
2:15pm Enormous lunch.
3:00pm Oral sex.
3:15pm Play sports with the guys.
4:00pm Drink beer with guys.
6:00pm Meet Claudia Schiffer.
6:10pm Oral sex.
6:25pm Huge dinner, more beer.
11:00pm Full on, get down, gorilla sex.
The Perfect Day According to a Woman
8:45am Wake up to hugs and kisses.
9:00am 5 pounds lighter on the scale.
9:30am Light breakfast.
11:00am Sunbathe.
12:00pm Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe.
1:30pm Shopping.
2:30pm Run into boyfriends ex, notice she's gained 30 pounds.
3:00pm Facial massage and nap.
7:30pm Candle light dinner for two and dancing.
10:00pm Make love.
11:00pm Pillow talk in his big strong arms.
Things Only Women Understand
Cats facial expressions.
The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
Fat clothes.
Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell.
Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
Eyelash curlers.
The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
Other women...
yup i made that cartoon voices and everything =D