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Vennessa

LET'S GOOOOOOOO MOUNTAINEERS!!!

About Me


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I laugh when other people fall down, except when they fall down over waterfalls, because that's not funny until afterwards. I like to play in the mud. I don't like drama unless it's on TNT. I love WVU, WVU sports, and all things WV. I hate all things Virginia Tech and Marshall. I'm not a mean drunk; I'm a mean sober. I hate posers, imitators, pushy people, fakers, and all things Virginia Tech and Marshall. Yes, I said that already, but it warrants repeating. I occasionally make up new curse words when I watch sports. I love Foamy the Squirrel. I lament intellectually lazy people. My friends are awesome because they will not hesitate to put the verbal bitch slap down on anyone. I hate women that compromise themselves for the sake of a guy. I'm a realist flirting with cynicism who secretly hopes that there really is such a thing as romance. I hold private catharsis sessions quarterly to keep my sanity. My cat reminds me of most of the guys I've dated - cute, but an asshole. I remind myself of most of the guys I've dated - cute, but an asshole. I think the fact that they get to blow shit up in Armageddon does not exclude it from consideration as a chick flick because it still makes me cry. I'm pretty patient with people unless they're stupid. I've found that many people are stupid. I think lame pick-up lines are funny. I don't like to wear the same perfume as everyone else. I don't mind doing laundry, but I hate putting it away. I like to "sing" in the car. I hate to talk on the phone. I want to build my own house. I'm not afraid of heights; I'm afraid of falling from them. I think it's funny that you actually read this whole thing. I think it's even funnier that I took the time to write it.

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My Interests



football, basketball, wine, beer, trying new food, Kate Spade and Vera Bradley purses, and I would be denying the geek in me if I didn't say behavior analysis

Two of my favorite things: aliens and starbucks!!

I'd like to meet:

People who are real. I like people who can get down with sports, museums, plays, food, wine, and silly movies. People with opinions, but who aren't totally bullheaded about them. I'd say a nice guy, but supposedly no one will want to marry me once I have a Ph.D. (true story... someone really said that to me), so what's the point. So how about someone who knows about cats, since I'll probably end up with like 100 of them.

Note: If you're just pretending to be into stuff to seem cool, and/or you have to toot your own horn to seem cool, you are *not* someone I'd like to meet.

Also, if you cannot punctuate??? properly, then don't! message me, or otherwise?! contact me, in writing? For fuck's sake?, we've been learning? punctuation! since third, grade. and when you put? a question mark! or an exclamation point? in an inappropriate place!! it's annoying. I'd rather read peoples' SuPeR ~*random*~ ::decorative:: emPHATic {{ditties}} with their horrible cyber spelling (shyt lyk this) and confusion of there/their/they're and its/it's and other things they should've known better than to use (like when they say "should of" instead of "should've"). Seriously.

Music:



just about whatever... I like stuff I can either sing to or dance to... Norah Jones, Eminem, Luis Miguel, and GOGO... oh, and I like listening to rainstorms and the ocean

Movies:



It's hard for me to narrow this down, but I'm going to try: Nothing to Lose, Ocean's 11, Pirates of the Caribbean, Count of Monte Cristo, Dogma (and other Kevin Smith movies), The Waterboy, Billy Madison, Varsity Blues, Kill Bill I & II, Coach Carter, Mulan, GI Jane, Sex and the City (hey, it's on DVD now)... oh, and Thank You for Smoking is pretty smart, too :)

Television:



LOST, CSI, Grey's Anatomy, Jeopardy, Amazing Race, America's Next Top Model, So You Think You Can Dance, Numb3rs, and of course football and basketball

Books:



Harry Potter, the Da Vinci Code, Patricia Cornwell novels, James Patterson mysteries, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, He's Just Not That Into You, The Between-Boyfriends Book, Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time

Heroes:

Glen. My hero.

Jojo is such a good speller.

Need I say more?

j.adam, cuz he got to touch flava flav

YOU push it! You push it real good!

My Blog

Poetry

So most people don't know that I really like poetry. I write it sometimes, just as a catharsis, but I'm not sure that I'm all that creative, so I won't subject anyone to my "creative" brain children....
Posted by Vennessa on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 05:29:00 PST

Tag - Dammit Hipp!

The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about yourself". People who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things, as well as state these rules clearly. A...
Posted by Vennessa on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 04:58:00 PST

we are beautiful, unique, bi-racial, and multi-cultural

"We are beautiful, unique, bi-racial, and multi-cultural" So I ran across these words on a MySpace group, and I thought it was one of the best explanations I've ever seen.So if I've ever ...
Posted by Vennessa on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 08:14:00 PST

Procrastination = Post blog

Basically, this blog is a procrastination tool, because I really should be straightening up the house but instead I'm going to ramble on about things that really don't matter much to anyone except me....
Posted by Vennessa on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 09:14:00 PST

i'm a slacker, i know

Ok, so I figured that since I haven't posted in a million years, I should probably play catch up. This semester has really been a blur. I was on the ropes for a bit cuz I still had my last qualifying ...
Posted by Vennessa on Thu, 11 May 2006 09:27:00 PST

I've been Tagged!

So the rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 6 weird things or habits about yourself. In the end you need to choose the 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't fo...
Posted by Vennessa on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 06:01:00 PST

Jimmy Buffett

Misty and I are going to go see Jimmy Buffett in June!! Who wants to touch us??  hahaha ...
Posted by Vennessa on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 11:53:00 PST

EAT SHIT PITT!!

67-62, WVU. 'Nuff said.   ...
Posted by Vennessa on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 09:54:00 PST

Weekend nonsense

Okay, so I never was good at keeping a journal. I think the most consistent journal I ever kept was in 6th grade. I thought that perhaps doing a typed journal might be easier since I can type a lot fa...
Posted by Vennessa on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 09:43:00 PST

LET'S GOOOOOO MOUNTAINEERS!!!!!

OOOOOKAYYYYYY.... Yes, you all knew this was coming! So yes, I was in Atlanta for the Sugar Bowl. We didn't stay downtown, cuz we are poor college students, so we stayed at a Travelodge (aka Hilton in...
Posted by Vennessa on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 12:49:00 PST