My own worst enemy

I'm just a simple guy's kinda girl...single mom, down-to-earth, jeans & t-shirt wearing chick that has issues with her weight. Yeah, I'm fat, so what. I love to watch Sports Center and actually prefer watching sports over shopping. I make jokes and laugh at myself cause I believe "If you can't laugh at yourself, then you don't have the right to laugh at others". I have two wonderful siblings and the most beautiful daughter imaginable. I strive to be the best mother I could possibly be...and think I'm doing a pretty damn good job considering the mother I got stuck with. I recently lost my grandmother, the most wonderful lady I have ever known and I miss her more then words can say. These past few months, I've been through lots of heartache and lots of happiness. But it's only made me stronger. I've let go of alot of issues and I know that I'm a better person now.
I LOVE... ~to laugh so hard that I'm on the brink of pissing my pants! ~to outsmart people! ~The Dallas Cowboys! ~kissing while slow dancing. ~Pineapple Margaritas. ~to have good times with friends! ~holding hands. ~to sing like no one is listening (cause I can't sing)! ~being in love and being loved in return! ~thunderstorms. ~yellow roses. ~to take my daughter to the nail salon for pedicures. ~tattoos...I have 4. Show me yours and I'll show you mine. ~my brother (Dick-E-Doo) and sister (Jeena Beena)! ~last but not least, my beautiful and intelligent daughter!
I HATE... ~slow/bad drivers, I have never met anyone with more road rage then me. Well, Kari comes close, but she's never spit on anybody! ~people who try too hard to make you like them, just be yourself! ~people who prejudge me based on my looks! ~people that like to create drama. ~people with bad grammer (either spoken or written) ~The Raiders and their retarded ass fans! ~self-centered people. NO, the fucking world DOES NOT revolve around you...ASS! ~The Lakers!
MORE THEN A FEW THINGS, THAT I BELIEVE IN... ~Don't make anyone in your life a priority when to them you are only a mere option! ~Every exit is an entrance to somewhere else. ~Failure is the condiment that gives success it's flavor. ~When things go wrong, don't go with them. ~That one person that is never suppose to let you down, probably will. ~Your heart will be broken, probably more then once and it gets harder EVERY time. ~You'll break hearts, so remember how it felt when it happend to you. ~You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. ~Take too many pictures. ~Laugh too much (like there is such a thing). ~Love like you have never been hurt. ~Words that soak into your ear are whispered, not yelled. ~Meanness doesn't just happen overnight. ~Forgive your enemies, it really messes with their heads. ~You can NOT un-say cruel words. ~Most stuff that people worry about isn't ever going to happen. ~Don't judge people by their relatives. ~The biggest trouble maker you will ever meet looks you in the eye everytime you look in the mirror. ~Good judgment comes from experience and 90% of experience comes from bad judgment. ~Live simple, but be generous. ~Always take the time to help out a friend. ~Love like crazy. ~NEVER forget the people who have been good to you.