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Jacob Warren

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About Me

Hello, my name is Jacob Warren Moore. What's yours?
A little about me eh? Well I play in a Nickelback cover band called Ticklequack... check us out at www.myspace.com/notquitenickelbackbutalmostasawesomelykickas syeah.
I smoke Jesus Lights, except for on sunday mornings and wednesday evenings when I smoke Jesus Full Flavors.
I am currently taking classes at Kent Stark.
Paix, Amour, et Jésus
AIM = Jabar the Jew
Here is a delightful poem by DC Berman
Governors On Sominex:
It had been four days of no weather as if nature had conceded its genius to the indoors.
They'd closed down the Bureau of Sad Endings and my wife sat on the couch and read the paper out loud.
The evening edition carried the magic death of a child backlit by a construction site sunrise on its front page.
I kept my back to her and fingered the items on the mantle.
Souvenirs only reminded you of buying them.
* * *
The moon hung solid over the boarded-up Hobby Shop.
P.K. was in the precinct house, using his one phone call to dedicate a song to Tammy, for she was the light by which he traveled into this and that
And out in the city, out in the wide readership, his younger brother was kicking an ice bucket in the woods behind the Marriott,
his younger brother who was missing that part of the brain that allows you to make out with your pillow.
Poor kid.
It was the light in things that made them last.
* * *
Tammy called her caseworker from a closed gas station to relay ideas unaligned with the world we loved.
The tall grass bent in the wind like tachometer needles and he told her to hang in there, slowly repeating the number of the Job Info Line.
She hung up and glared at the Killbuck Sweet Shoppe. The words that had been running through her head, "employees must wash hands before returning to work," kept repeating and the sky looked dead.
* * *
Hedges formed the long limousine a Tampa sky could die behind. A sailor stood on the wharf with a clipper ship reflected on the skin of the bell pepper he held.
He'd had mouthwash at the inn and could still feel the ice blue carbon pinwheels spinning in his mouth.
There were no new ways to understand the world, only new days to set our understandings against.
Through the lanes came virgins in tennis shoes, their hair shining like videotape,
singing us into a kind of sleep we hadn't tried yet.
Each page was a new chance to understand the last.
And somehow the sea was always there to make you feel stupid.

My Interests

I very much enjoy a tasty brew.

I am an aspiring writer, I hope to someday make a career out of my writing. I write mainly short stories.

I am also a musician, I play guitar, piano, and sing well. I can hold my own on Drums, Bass, Cello, and Bassoon though :)

I love snowboarding and skiing, and just the winter in general.

I have a passion for all other arts. I love to paint. I also love to take pictures and film. I was raised in the theater, so if I had time for it, I would probably be active in plays and musicals.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who could answer my questions!

Music:

Hmmm... to name a few: Ween, The Silver Jews, Swollen Members, Radiohead, Animal Collective, Hot Chip, Starlight Mints, The Flaming Lips, Mylo, RJD2, Pavement, Blur, Arctic Monkeys, !!!, Damian Marley, Nightmares On Wax, The Expendables, Cake, The Doors, Ratatat, The Cure, Depeche Mode, The Faint... Okay, I have already named more artists than I told myself I would. I'm open to discuss music with anyone who is interested, or bored.

Movies:

I suppose I shall name a few of these too: Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Human Nature, Lost In Translation, The Royal Tenenbaums, Adaptation, Super Troopers, Superbad, Pan's Labyrinth, Reality Bites, Coffe & Cigarettes and I 3 Huckabees. I love most movies, and would appreciate any movie reccomendations.

Television:

The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Reno 911, ATHF, Sealab 2021, Home Movies, South Park, Scrubs, Arrested Development, My Name Is Earl, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mr Show, The Office, Flight of the Conchords, Weeds, Entourage, anything on the history, discovery, or national geographic channels.

Books:

Hooked on Phonics, Fact Files, breakfast of champions, cat's cradle, Rules of Attraction, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy series, guerilla warfare, a clockwork orange, the dictionary, the hipster's handbook, and of course "There's a wocket, in my pocket"

I love a good book and read about one a week. Therefore, I am always lookin for good books, so if you have read anything you feel is "epic" than toss it my way.

Heroes:

My grandfather. R.I.P Warren Ryder Sr. ANDREA is my hero