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Jordan Kell

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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator Average 19y.o. guy with a love of life, god, and an attitude that screams: "Any activity that gets my blood pumping; Always up for any social outing; Karaoke the night away; Practice what you preach." Guess I like to have fun but please keep it in good taste. No alcohol, drugs, seltzer, or uranium for me.Currently postponing my Tae Kwon Do due to work and school = no time.Decided not to pursue any sort of involvement with the sadomasochistic crowd. You people are weird, but painful torture does enter my mind now and then. j/kI love to go to the beach and hit the waves. That is something I could do for months at a time. Surfing gives me a peace of mind and it always sets me in a good mood for days to come. Oh how I wish I was in Hawaii again!Enjoy my profile folks! Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

God, All Movies, Computer Games, Girls, Friends, Rock, Pop, HipHop, (very little) Rap, 80's rock, Classical, Opera, Alternative, New Age, and Various Other Music genres, Homeland Security, Meatballs, Quiznos really is toasty! Guns, Family Guy, and Peanut Butter.

I'd like to meet:

Friends. People who have up-beat attitudes and just want a friendly conversation are always welcome. I'll talk to anyone and I'll promise a nice chat. If you aren't in a great mood, I'm gonna try and cheer you up. All are welcome here.

Music:

Def Leppard, Led Zepplin, Moby, KSE, Dead Poetic, Emery, Radiohead, Whitesnake, Twisted Sister, Arch Enemy, Babylon AD, Coldplay, Static X, Yanni, Weezer, Elvis, Foo Fighters, Gilgamesh, Nightwish, Mewithoutyou, Train, Rooney, Funeral for a Friend, Little Texas, Brooks and Dunn, Sepultura, Scorpions, Queen, Andrew Lloyd Weber, Sixpence None the Richer, Blind Guardian, Portis Head, Rammstein, Skid Row, Deftones, Chevelle, Warrant, Nevermore, Andrew WK, Garth Brooks, Cher, Fear Factory, Bobby Vinton, .38 Special, Meat Loaf, The Beatles, Electric Light Orchestra, Nazareth, R.E.O. Speedwagon, Blue States, Chimaera, Coma, Kansas, Boston, Kiss, Mammas and Papas, Terry Jacks, Filter, Crystal Method, Apollo 440, Prodigy, Midnight Oil, Dinosaur Jr, Children of Bodom, Cindy Lauper, Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, David Bowie, CW McCall, Cold, Cranberries, Dolorian, Disturbed, Judas Priest, John Denver, Krokus, Manowar, Jefferson Starship, Iron Maiden, Modest Mouse, Styx, Helix, Bullet Boys, Quiet Riot, Queen, Roxette, Dokken, The Buggles, Girls Under Glass, Guns N' Roses, Barry Manilow, INXS, Rush, W.A.S.P., Pantera, ABBA, AC/DC, Bachman Turner Overdrive, Aerosmith, Cheap Trick, Billy Joel, Chicago, REM, MC Hammer, Luther Vandross, Evanescence, Firehouse, Celine Dion, Gnarles Barkley, Damn Yankees, Blindside, Apocalyptica, Danzig, Foreigner, Hall and Oats, The Killers, Interpol, MC Chris, Poets of the Fall, Reveille, Shiny Toy Guns, Steely Dan, Chemical Brothers, Opeth, Poe, Elvis Costello, Sade, A-ha, Deltron 3030, Vitas, Black Sabbath, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Ozzy Osbourne, Koufax, Dido, Deftones, Gorillaz, Powerman 5000, Marilyn Manson, Black Eyed Peas, Dynamite Hack, Sevendust, Avenged Sevenfold, Felt, Audioslave, Tech N9ne, (hed) PE, Elliot Smith, The Who, The Eagles, Offspring, Cutting Crew, Motley Crue, Journey, Dry Cell, Supersonic, Keane, Soulfly, Heart, The Bangles, Lita Ford, John Parr, Billy Idol, Cardigans, Three Dog Night and TONS MORE!

Movies:

My Favorites: Most anything with Ah-nuld, Predator, Terminator, Terminator 2 Judgment Day, Commando, Eraser, Conan the Destroyer, and Running Man are just a few. Alien, Aliens, Saving Private Ryan, Heat, Godfather 1 and 2, Goodfellas, Casino, Shrek 2, Dumb and Dumber, The Great Outdoors, Plains-Trains-And Automobiles, The Color Purple, Fried Green Tomatos, The Green Mile, Shawshank Redemption, Sling Blade, The Untouchables, Braveheart, Vampire Hunter D (anime), Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (anime sequel), Ninja Scroll (anime), Ferris Bueler's Day Off, Schindler's List, The Shining, The Grudge (you have to see it to agree, It's actually amazing), Platoon. These films are probably my top picks.

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Mail Call, Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond, Married with Children, Chappelle's Show, Law and Order: SVU, Modern Marvels, Cops.....

Books:

I love all sorts of history titles along with true crime memoirs. All-time favorite is "The Time Chart History of the World." That's right, the whole world! Fascinating book.

Heroes:

Mahatma Ghandi, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Siddartha Buddha, John Huss, Martin Luther King Jr.

My Blog

Ever think about poetry?

Poetry.... I've never given it much thought. Usually the first thing poetry brings to mind is a sorrowful story of a lost love or spirit. Most of my life I considered poetry boring and useless, but ho...
Posted by Jordan Kell on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 11:54:00 PST

World of Warcraft!

World of Warcraft, the single best game on the face of the earth, is becoming a full-length feature movie! I command everyone to watch it! You WILL follow...
Posted by Jordan Kell on Sat, 27 May 2006 09:57:00 PST

I witnessed a miracle...

My 10 year-old cousin Ryan was admitted to the hospital 5 weeks ago with a devastating and unknown problem. His body was attacking his brain, causing tremendous pain; however, never affecting his stat...
Posted by Jordan Kell on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 11:07:00 PST