i like to dance naked around my house and i have a thing for buying too many magazines. i almost always have a drink in my hand and it's probably diet coke. i'm bad at driving and good at being embarassing, but most importantly i'm really good at and just love being me.
facebook won't let me type anymore
quotes... so:
-"I hate you! You're racist!"
-"I'm leaving. There's too much racism in here."
-"Guyssss.. my mouth's too small! I'm weak sauce!"
-About a spider... "That was disgusting. Tell me why it was yellow."
"It's hypbeast."
-"Call Chameth, Yha'morichie because she's heading to Nicole Richie status.", "yhama-tongue roll-ichie"
-"Let me tell youuuuuu aboutttt myyyy boooyfriendd!"
-"SMELL ME!"
-"Danish, can I call you Lipid?"
-"Hip hop is dead!" "Diddy died?!"
-"What boobs?!"
-"AND YOU GET A CAR! AND YOU GET A CAR!"
-"AY YI YI YI. muy caliente" =)
-"I think I'm pregnant." "I hope so!"
-"I'm feeling ugly head to toe. You see me?"
-"I don't know why people hate Mexico, it's hella tight."
-"White meat is still Jesus."
-"Hello, Seniorita's office."
-Cindy &I shopping for her panties.. "I hate those, they give me wedgies... What? I'm just being real."
-"Stop walking around the bush."
"You mean, beating around the bush?"
"Whatever, she just needs to stop being in the bush and like, walk towards the tree."
-"I don't want to ride on the train and bus by myself." "You can take my imaginary friend Bart with you." "I don't know him, I can't ride with strangers." "Oh my gosh, you'll meet him on Friday he comes with me everywhere."
-"I felt like I was Snow White.. actually Snow Black."
I'd like to meet:
or comment me here
i like to delete people.
don't add me unless i like you.
Movies:
i'm a sucker for chick flicks.. when harry met sally, riding in cars with boys, the joy luck club, chicago, harry potter, american beauty, i am sam, american history x, the others, amelie, saved!, school of rock, something's gotta give, mean girls, the wedding planner, the devil wears prada, love actually, almost famous, dreamgirls, bridget jone's diary 1 & 2 :)
Television:
desp. housewives, sex &the city, grey's anatomy
Books:
reading is amazing. the joy luck club by amy tan, drowning ruth by christina schwarz, tuesdays with morrie by mitch albom, the lovely bones by alice sebold, harry potter series by j.k. rowling, bird by bird by anne lamott, bel canto by ann patchett, my absolute fav. east of eden by john steinbeck, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, good in bed by jen. weiner, the dive from clausen's pier, my friend leonard by james frey, she's come undone by wally lamb, cane river by lalita tademy, angels and demons by dan brown.