I'll be honest with you, I've always wanted to met someone severely like me. Now, don't judge me because I'm being honest. Judge me if I were not. I've always known that I would be good friends with myself. I feel sometimes that I have a twin . . . she was lost at birth-the trauma of which caused my parent's memory of her to be erased-and she's a lobster fisherwoman in Maine where the locals call her Hudson. I'd also like to meet you (probably) because you're a part of the collective genius of God. Don't blush. Speaking of which, I really look forward to meeting God and some angels. And Catherine O'Hara, Parker Posey, my two favorite bands (which I'm not sharing so as to keep you in suspense), Amy Sedaris, and Maria Bamford.