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Melanie

It's almost football time. Open the tailgates. Warm up the grill. Open a beer.

About Me

I love my new house that needs tons of fixing up. I love having no money or time to devote to fixing it up. I enjoy pulling a couple weeds from my garden while checking the mail and calling it yardwork. I love my Layla bulldog who hates the Dyson vacuum commercial...I love my Kingsley bulldog who is almost 2 years old but hasn't yet become an adult dog. I love Jon Stewart, Jerry Springer, Al Franken, Randi Rhodes, and Air America, I love Farmer's Markets and tomatoes as well as Fredricksberg peaches. I love bieng married althought it feels no different than living in sin. I love floating the river in the summer and obsessing over football in the winter. I hate micheal vick and people who hurt dogs. I love to cook gourmet food and eat it in my bed while watching reality televison. I love Venice and hate Florence. Paris was more than the movies portray it. And, I would like to become a Reiki Master. Peace and Universal Health Care.I got my layout at Cleanupmyspace.com

My Interests

iced tea, japanese horror films, ramen noodles, layla, kingsley stryker, singing to loud at the bar, going to the bar, college parties, raw oysters, my brother, spending my money before it's in my account, days of our lives, getting drunk before noon on fridays, lost, happy hour, netflix, taking naps and slobbering while doing it, snuggle-bunnying, YWCA skinnydipping, pretending I like wine when all I really like is the stuff in the box, porn nights, flea markets, antique stores, trying to make styker leave before all the alcohol is gone, floating the river, waking up on sunday hungover, eating lunch then going back to sleep, trampolines, little boobs, Thai food, noodles, CILANTRO SUNDAYS, ebay, bulldogs, lots of pillows, ellen, getting flowers, opening all the windows when it rains, cooking, and getting presents.

I'd like to meet:

Jane Addams and Malcolm X.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Kinsey, Clockwork Orange, Meet Joe Black, Seven, Momento, Beaches, House of Sand and Fog, The Big Lebowski (I just saw it yesterday), A Tale of Two Sisters, Audition, When a Man Loves a Women, Days of Wine and Roses, Vanilla Sky, The Machinist, Magnolia, Me You and Everyone We Know, Junebug, Fine...fuck...The Neverending Story, The Princess Bride, The Goonies

Television:

I watch way to much TV for my own good...there's so many shows I can't pick!!

Heroes:

My mother.

My Blog

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I've been biting my nails approximatly 23 years and I've recently decided to quit. However, they are very weak and tend to tear. Subsequently, I am forced to bite off the nail that remains. I have ...
Posted by Melanie on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:02:00 PST